Jazzxdaffy
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Under blue moon I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg me
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
Killing time... unwillingly mine~*~
In June of 1995, 25-year-old Anton is rehearsing with his garage band when an eccentric stranger shows up to watch their practice. This begins an electrifying friendship-turned-romance that ruffles feathers in their respective social circles and changes both their lives– for better or worse.
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He comes on Leg Day.
Or, I wrote this insanely horny Gym AU, please enjoy.
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Creating art was his greatest source of joy. Stede especially enjoyed sculpting with clay because he liked seeing it come together. Making something malleable and soft and shapeless turn into something solid and definite was like an antithesis to the rest of his life, which always felt like it was just beyond his control. A ship he was captaining but didn’t know how to steer.
Stede understood clay and tools. People and relationships, on the other hand, he often did not.
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Or, five times Stede Bonnet destroys his own art, and one time he does not.
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"It never occurred to Stede, not even once, that he could fall in love with mundanity."
Or, Ed unintentionally teaches Stede the beauty and peace in repetition.
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"I've never seen a guy recreate this successfully tbh" -- @Vessyteena on Twitter, absolute icon
Viago buys Anton new jeans with ulterior motives in mind.
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Anton and Viago work their way into a Dom/Sub relationship with a whole lotta fucking.
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A lost skier stumbles upon the front door of a lumberjack who crochets, thus beginning a months-long Long Distance Love Affair.
Gentlebeard Modern AU. Total of 4 to 5 works planned.
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All Aboard the Trope Train, Choo Choo Motherfucker by Jazzxdaffy
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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A canon-divergent subversion of tropes, and metacommentary on fanfiction and fandom culture... or, pirate porn that will make you laugh.
(Eventually) Featuring:
Only One Bed
Enemies to Lovers
Mary-Sue/Self-Insertion
Teaching Him to Read as a Romantic Gesture
Oblivious!Stede Bonnet
Pouty!Edward Teach
Also Slutty!Edward Teach (affectionate)
"The raid had gone well."
Moths
Oh. OH.
Idiots in love, but also just lots of fucking.- Words:
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I Just Called to Say by thehoyden for equestrianstatue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale held out on having a telephone installed in the bookshop until 1921, mostly because Crowley kept badgering her about it, and Aziraphale was still feeling miffed about the fact that Crowley had slept through the telephone’s invention and a great many other things, as well.
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Bookmarked by Jazzxdaffy
05 May 2024
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kissing is what lovers do (and we're not lovers) by afterism
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Aug 2022
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A vaguely canon-compliant friends-with-benefits scenario where they've been having sex since episode five but still don't kiss until episode nine, because they're both idiots who don't talk it through as a crew.
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Bookmarked by Jazzxdaffy
25 Nov 2022
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Literally the best work in this fandom. My ride or die. LOML, KIWLD <3
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.