Jamoche
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The Angel Gabriel From Heaven Came by Jamoche
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2024
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At the time of Creation, Gabriel was as enthusiastic about the new project as any other angel. By the time of Armageddon, he'd changed. It took a memory wipe to remind him of what he'd lost and all that had happened in between.
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Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago by Jamoche
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale's in Heaven, Crowley's on Earth, and someone has come up with what they think is a foolproof plan to keep them separated.
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Somewhere Between Dust and the Stars by Jamoche
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2024
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Human ideas about angels and demons got it all wrong. What was the point of a thousand eyes if they were all in the same place?
All the Erics are connected, a skill that they've been very careful to hide from Hell. They know what's happening in Hell, and have decided it's a good time to change sides. All it takes is a new Arrangement.
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- Part 7 of Intro to Humanity Speedrun
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Learning Curve by Jamoche
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Apr 2024
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Follows Used to the Darkness
Crowley has millennia of experience with sex as Lucifer's favorite, but some serious gaps in his knowledge. Aziraphale has books.
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- Part 3 of Lucifer's Pet
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Tag to The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang: the disappearance of the stars has a ripple effect throughout history.
The oddest thing about the stars, Rory thought, was how his mind insisted on telling him both that they'd only just gone missing and that they'd always been gone. If he'd still been human it might well have driven him insane, but plastic brains apparently didn't work that way.
Human brains, however, did.
Recent series
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Intro to Humanity Speedrun by Jamoche
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2024
- Words:
- 35,522
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Lucifer's Pet by Jamoche
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 21,893
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Hacker Arrows by Jamoche
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
09 Dec 2012
- Words:
- 3,752
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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“There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”
“I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”
Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."
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Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,195
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,244
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- 1,906
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Bookmarked by Jamoche
16 Dec 2024
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Linguistic Ambiguities in Vulcan Ethical Codes by elumish
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Jun 2017
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The thing people always forget is that it was a Vulcan ship that reached Tarsus IV first.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,770
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 242
- Kudos:
- 10,662
- Bookmarks:
- 3,657
- Hits:
- 87,611
Bookmarked by Jamoche
20 Jul 2024
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I'm the treasure baby, I'm the prize by stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2023
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"Are you working for Mrs. Sandwich?" Nina asks.
"No," Crowley says. "Well, yes. Well, define 'working'."
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Or, Crowley is very good at faking sex work, as it turns out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,405
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 316
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- 4,131
- Bookmarks:
- 1,008
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- 26,551
Bookmarked by Jamoche
03 Feb 2024
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,143
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 208
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- 1,009
- Bookmarks:
- 306
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- 10,247
Bookmarked by Jamoche
18 Nov 2023
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Any Other Name by mostlyanything19 (halfanapple)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2019
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“The Angel of the Eastern Gate.” Crawly grins. “What’s your name, anyway? You never said.”
“Oh...” Apologies, Aziraphael almost says, but then he doesn’t. That would be taking things a bit too far. This is still the Enemy. “Aziraphael.”
“Aziraphael,” repeats Crawly—or tries to, because halfway through the word he chokes. Quite badly.
Or: What if Aziraphale’s name was originally "Aziraphael", in keeping with the conventional spelling and pronunciation of angel names, but because of its divine nature Crowley is physically unable to say it out loud.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,205
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 525
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- 12,645
- Bookmarks:
- 2,156
- Hits:
- 87,222
Bookmarked by Jamoche
26 Oct 2023