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    Honestly, sometimes having a kid is so fucking annoying. Like when your eight year old comes home from her tia’s and talks about the economics of a lemonade stand, for fuck’s sake, and puts together such a convincing pitch that even thinking about saying no makes him feel like a complete dick.

    So now he’s using a nail gun he borrowed from his neighbour to help her make a little stand out of lumber. And somehow, he hopes anyway, not making it look like something she’s gonna get tetanus from or get crushed by.

    She looks cute as hell in her little overalls, though.

    Or, Alex’s kid has a lemonade stand, and Henry is their best customer.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    When Henry dates Liam, he inadvertently learns about June’s brother Alex’s not-so-heterosexual tendencies of the past. But Alex has explicitly told Henry he’s straight. If Alex had the slightest interest in being with Henry, he'd definitely have set the record straight (ha) in regards to his sexuality. Except with pride month just around the corner and Alex making another trip to New York, Henry finds himself reexamining parts of their friendship. Perhaps there is more to their connection than he's ever dared hope for?

    Or: the one where Alex and Henry go to New York Pride.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    “Alex?”

    The name makes Alex stop halfway to the register and look back. Henry is standing in the same spot, shifting from foot to foot, before he juts his chin out. He meets Alex’s eyes.

    “Where are you traveling to?”

    Or, Alex picks up a stranger on a road trip, only to realize too late he's the missing Prince of Wales.

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    19 Dec 2024

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    “And goddamn last but not least on my Hit It and Don’t Quit It list would be the Saracens rugby player Henry Fox. That man has great depths, and he could so easily plumb my depths, if you know what I’m saying. An all-around fantastic player, but also someone who is ridiculously smart off the field. And we all know by now that everyone on this list features my mile-wide competency kink. Henry, if you are seeing this, we could play around with some balls that aren’t just in play.”

     

    Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

     

    Alex has just accidentally outed himself to 6.7 million people. And according to the comments section, they seem to be all too aware.

     

    Or... Announcing your crush via viral TikTok... that's one way to get his attention ;)

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    19 Dec 2024

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    agcd: listen, asshole, I was just on the fucking SWEET CUSP of sleep and this fucking doritos ad suddenly starts screaming out of my phone speaker. are you fucking seriously telling me you can’t moderate this shit on a fucking SLEEP VIDEO???? JAIL.

    Or, Alex is having trouble sleeping when June and Nora recommend a certain channel to help. Alex thought he'd be safe from loud adverts on videos specifically made to put you to sleep, but Henry's videos seem to be the exception.

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    18 Dec 2024

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