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¿Una relación falsa? Para Charles Xavier, la idea probablemente sonaba infantil, incluso absurda. Pero la propuesta tenía un tinte de intriga irresistible, especialmente viniendo de Tony Stark y su retorcida genialidad. Un plan calculado, casi diabólicamente atractivo, hecho a medida para dos mentes brillantes y adineradas que, en ese momento, compartían un vínculo inesperadamente profundo: el amargo sabor del despecho.
Sí, dos millonarios dandole una cachetada de guante blanco a sus desastrosos amores pasados.
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Summer after the traumatic end of the Triwizard Tournament, instead of Harry Potter getting visions of the latest evil plot from the Dark Lord, it is Voldemort who gets visions of The-Boy-Who-Lived’s childhood.
And they’re not pleasant.
When Newt accepted to become one of Harry Potter's secret guard as a favor to Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't anticipated being faced with a choice concerning the welfare and safety of a child: obey Albus Dumbledore's orders or stay at Voldemort's side to protect Harry.
Though difficult, the right choice was clear.
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At 30, Draco Malfoy had worked hard to become a respectable citizen. He’d gotten his life together, however small it may be, and Draco was happy with its mundanity.
Except, that is, on Tuesdays.
On Tuesdays, Harry Potter visited his shop.
What begins as a budding friendship between an Auror and his healer turns into so much more after an attack changes the course of Harry’s life.
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Desperate to escape Voldemort’s reign in their crumbling world, the Golden Trio brew and drink a powerful potion that promises a better life.
When Harry wakes up in an orphanage after drinking the potion, he’s stunned to discover he’s the last heir to the Gryffindor family—and that he's sharing a room with a young, curious Tom Riddle.
With no trace of his friends and a rising threat from Grindelwald in the shadows, Harry must navigate the dangers of the past, figure out his newfound legacy, and face the reality that the world he once knew is gone forever.
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2024
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics