Ineffable_Idiot



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    Crowley has spent 6000 years suppressing his heats in fear of what other demons might do if they caught him. But since the Apocawhoops, it has started to catch up with him. Crowley starts to unknowingly indulge in his omega instincts, and finds himself heading for his first heat on Earth whether he likes it or not.

    Thankfully, he does and so does Aziraphale.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale build a nest.

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    Sleeping was more complicated than Aziraphale first thought. It was hard to figure out what was real and what was a dream. Crowley wasn't making it any easier either, grinding against him in the dead of the night and making the angel feel things that he didn't understand. He'd like to say that he didn't give in to the Temptation, but the angel was so weak when it came to the demon he loved. In his defense, he thought he was dreaming. At first.

    (In which Crowley is a teasing little shit as he sleeps and Aziraphale makes a lot of bad choices.)

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    Because he was still a little too often inclined to push things to their absolute limit, just to see how far they could stretch before inevitably snapping back to pop him in the eye, Crowley had declared, "Anytime. If you’re feeling randy, I’m your demon."

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    The Ineffables, learning slowly but surely how to be together and relax in retirement, come up with a new Arrangement.

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    Aziraphale is an events planner, Crowley’s a florist's assistant. They meet for the first time just as Shax and Furfur’s wedding is descending into chaos. Luckily Crowley is a dab hand at improvisation, whether it’s finding flowers, rescuing people from unwanted tango dances, or figuring out just how to get the most uptight and exacting event planner in All of England to relax.

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    ...in those early years, when Crowley would slide a hand between his legs for some relief, the scenes in his mind showed an Aziraphale who gave Crowley what he wanted, yes, but gave it as a favour. As a punishment.

    That Aziraphale would be mocking, almost bored, as he bent Crowley over a bed or put him on his knees. Poor excuse for a demon, he’d sneer. Look at how desperate you are. Ridiculous. Is this what you wanted? And Crowley would take it, take it gratefully, penance and pleasure both. His desire satisfied by its own consequence.

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