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    "Let me get this straight. You want Kaveh, a man known for being about as subtle as a stampede of sumpter beasts -"

    "Hey! Come on! I'm right here, you know!"

    "--to act as your spy? For the good of the nation?" Alhaitham snorted. "Kaveh can't even remember his keys, Cyno. And you're expecting him to engage in advanced statecraft?"

    "Ok, rude."

    When a certain ginger-haired Snezhnayan buys a slice of barren desert property in Sumeru, it's up to Kaveh to figure out whether this strange foreigner is actually the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, and more importantly, what he's plotting out there in the middle of no man's land. Kaveh can do this. Probably.

    But it would sure be a lot easier if Alhaitham hadn't invited himself along as the world's most distracting fake husband.

    Chapter 9: The Ultimate Question Answered!, Chapter 10: What are Men to Rocks and Mountains?, Chapter 11: Perfectly Imperfect (posted!)

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    “Xiao,” Aether panted breathlessly as Xiao continued to nip, mouth at, and kiss his collar, neck, and jaw. “I’m really drunk right now.”

    That did nothing to deter the yaksha. Instead he responded lowly against his ear, “As am I.” And then he was swallowing Aether’s moans, thrusting his tongue into Aether’s mouth to taste the stars.

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    "Well, think of it this way," Tighnari said. "Even if everyone knows you're living with Alhaitham now, at least no one knows the real reason why. That's the most important thing, isn't it?"

    Kaveh lifted his head off the table, immediately brightening up. He hadn't thought about it like that at all. Everyone knew he was living with Alhaitham, yes, but they all thought it was because they were having sex, not because he was bankrupt! Somehow or other, this scenario was a completely believable explanation for his current situation. He wouldn't need to hide anymore! Say goodbye to the days of creeping and sneaking- if he and Alhaitham really were lovers, then he could saunter in and out of the house as boldly as he pleased!

    It was the perfect excuse! Tighnari was a genius!

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    “The only thing that can counter the mark of an Abyss Lector is the essence of an archon,” Zhongli explains, not meeting Childe’s eyes.

    Childe frowns. He feels so dizzy it hurts, and also vaguely turned on by everything that comes out of Zhongli's mouth. He doesn't have time for puzzles. “Essence? What does that mean?”

    “You can regain your energy,” says Zhongli slowly, “if I fill you with my come. That is, if we engage in sexual intercourse.”

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    Tartaglia’s expression lurches with manic excitement. “Do I get to kill you if I win?”

    There’s a flicker of something on the god’s face—amusement, perhaps—alongside the ghost of a smile.

    “You may certainly try.”

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