Im_A_Whore_For_MiddleAged_Men



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    “Bruce Wayne,” she says, voice wrapping around the individual sounds in the most captivating way. “I am Diana Prince. And you?”

    He almost says something, something like ‘you clearly know my name’, but then Clark is replying, sounding timid and embarrassed, “Clark Kent, ma’am.”

    “A very nice name. And a very nice accent. Where are you from?”

    “Kansas, ma’am.”

    She smiles, and it’s genuine, like she actually cares that Clark Kent is a country boy. Then she reaches out and puts a hand on his (rather large) bicep. And then (and this is where Bruce’s brain nearly fries), she turns to Bruce. Her attention is on him, but she’s keeping Clark here, too. They’re both looking at him, Diana with interest and Clark like he’s trying to figure something out about him. He can’t say he’s unaffected by either of them.

    “Your son, Dick, just told me something rather interesting.”

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    Batman is the embodiment of vengeance, crafted out of living shadows and the hearts of the unavenged. The world's greatest detective, creepiest cryptid, and all-round Scary Guy, there's nothing he can't handle. At least, not until nine-year-old Dick Grayson shows up and Batman has to figure out how to be a dad.

    Armed with a new civilian identity, the deceased Wayne family's fortune, and an all-powerful butler cryptid just as confused with humanity as he is, Batman (now Bruce) is ready to take the world by storm... He probably should've gotten some more outside sources to base his civilian personality on, though. Listening to Dick was all well and good, but nobody was quite ready for Brucie Wayne.

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    He stepped inside and paused. The lamp in the living room was on.

     

    Pete wracked his brain—he didn’t remember turning the light on. He knew the layout of his house, so he usually didn’t bother looking for a light switch on his way outside.

     

    Well, shit. Pete headed towards the kitchen instead and slowly slid his butcher knife out of the stand, gripping it in one shaking hand. He wondered what the last thing he’d said to Carole and Bradley was. Probably something like, “Love you, bye.” That was good.


    The Good News: Pete's brother is alive!

     

    The Bad News: Literally everything else.

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    In ancient times of kings and queens, King Dylan offered a marriage proposal arranged between himself and King Clifford so that both could benefit from the union of their kingdoms to bring prosperity to their people. The only problem is that, although they agreed to mate on their wedding night and be faithful to each other, they won’t have an heir, for Dylan can no longer bear children. The two of them got married and mated, but things go a little off plan when, sometime later, they discover a baby is on the way.

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