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    The first time Gaby kisses Illya, she’s playing Solo’s wife. The second time, if it can even be called a kiss, Illya is bleeding out. It seems to be a trend with them.

    In which life as a spy isn’t quite what Gaby expected, and neither is Illya.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    Written for the prompt: Basically anything involving Illya picking Gaby up. Lifting her onto a table or holding her against the wall for makeouts, carrying her when she gets hurt, her climbing on his shoulders to get to something, etc. Bonus points for a five times fic or something else with multiple instances.

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    Beetlejuice is feeling moody after getting ditched at the alter the second time.

    Then Lydia starts calling him up in the middle of the night.

    Only she isn't doing it on purpose. At first it's kinda funny. Then it's just annoying.

    (This is the full story. If you read "Bestest Buddies, Total Pals" that is now the rough draft by comparison.

    I didn't intend that to happen.

    But if you want the full story instead of a cliffhanger, this is where you'll get it!)

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    Canon era, canon divergent featuring BAMF!Merlin, irritatingly confusing Kilgharrah, mentally exhausted Arthur, and a very impatient Morgause.

    Growing up in isolation with his father and a handful of druids, Merlin has been trained in the arts of magic and self defense. He's also good with a sword, knows how to evade the enemy and is quite literally dying of boredom. NOTHING exciting ever happens aside from the stories his father tells him of days long past about the evils of the outside world.
    All this changes when a chance encounter leads Merlin to save Arthur Pendragon’s life. He soon discovers he's got a shared destiny with the pratty prince. (who does not like his magic, not one bit)

    Merlin thought his life was boring before, now he's not sure what to think. In a matter of a few weeks, he's met a dragon, promised to set him free, and may or may not have been tasked with usurping the king! He's managed on his own for this long, what's the worst that could happen? He spends the rest of his life alone, that's what!

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    Gaius hum noncommittally, “I think perhaps it’s time we had a proper discussion about your heritage.”

    He blinks. When Gaius spoke about his familial ties, he was either gleeful recalling his youth with his sister or remarking mysteriously about his nature as Emrys and his responsibility to the magical community.

    He tries for the first option, “Mum?”

    A shake of the head indicates no.

    “…the inherent cosmic-shattering nature of my general and unfortunate existence?”

    A scowl indicates annoyance.

    “What then?”

    The physician harrumphs and gives up on mixing things in vials, “Your father was a dragonlord.”

     

    Merlin and Balinor get to know each other for longer than an hour.

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