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In an alternate universe of shifters/shapeshifters, Dr. Spencer Reid hasn't managed to completely trust his teammates in his time at the FBI. He had been getting close to finally letting them in, letting them know him, when it's revealed that they lied to him about Emily's death. He goes postal.
Alternatively: Author is tired of everyone making Reid a subservient little baby. Bro shanked himself in prison and giggled and kicked his feet as he did so. Overpowered/BAMF Reid absolutely dragging the BAU by their blazers.
(I'm shit at summaries)
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I rewrite Riverdale how it should have been - without the cringey moments and like it’s an actual high school. A dark high school - think more Gotham-ish - but a high school nonetheless. Also I get rid of Betty’s ponytail because I KNOW that girl got migraines.
(I’m so unserious about summaries - my bad, please give it a shot I'm terrible at explaining with a word limit)
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Sirius makes a (desperately needed) new friend shortly after The Prank - an Australian transfer student who, so far, has refused to talk to anyone. Together they navigate Sirius’s sudden isolation, his fear of turning out like his family, and maybe even repair his relationship with his brother.
AKA: Was re-watching the GOF and couldn’t imagine McGonagall finding out that young Sirius Black, who had done everything to escape his family, had betrayed James to Voldemort. So it got me thinking about the prank, and how isolated Regulus must have felt when Sirius left.
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Bilbo Baggins-Took by Idontknowguys
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2024
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The Took family’s collective sense of uncanny rebellion, adventure, curiosity, and overall lack of respectability aren’t the only reasons the rest of the Shire deemed them menaces. The family was never banished from the area, as the other Hobbits knew they were no match for the freaks of nature.
Every generation of Took children, regardless of their other parent, have been born with something different. Something that the other Hobbits whisper about behind their hands when the clan passes. Something that has gotten them rude insults, glares, and even physical attacks.
The Took clan Hobbits all have wings. And Bilbo “Mad Hobbit” Took is no exception.
AKA, Bilbo gives no fucks and is way more powerful than his travelling companions could ever imagine.
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The Woodlands Have No Paths by Idontknowguys
Fandoms: Trolls (DreamWorks Movies), Trolls: The Beat Goes On (Cartoon)
26 Dec 2023
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I was inspired by “Fluffy Love” by Spritzy (holy crap go read it, it's so cute you guys), and also a random doodle I did, to make a love story about Poppy coming across a more animalistic!branch and the two slowly falling for each other while more of Branch’s true nature comes through.
Alternatively, everyone knows Disco Trolls went extinct, but there are other kinds of Trolls still out there that separated themselves when the Pop trolls tried to take over.
Alternatively, alternatively, there’s another reason Branch doesn’t live in Troll Village. A … very fluffy reason.
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Lab Rats/Mighty Med by Idontknowguys
Fandom: Lab Rats (TV 2012), Lab Rats: Elite Force (TV), Mighty Med, Mighty Med (TV 2013)
21 Nov 2023
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