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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Eddie doesn’t know why he agreed to this. Scratch that—he does know why, and it’s even worse than not knowing. His publicist insisted it would be “good for his image,” and the record label had jumped on that idea. And that’s how Eddie Munson—lead guitarist of Corroded Coffin, occasional D-list metal god—ended up here: rocking nervously on his heels under the unrelenting fluorescent lights of the Worst Cooks in America television set.

    He shifts his weight, forcing a polite smile at people he vaguely recognizes but doesn’t actually know. It’s all fine—uncomfortable, but fine—until his eyes land on him.

    Steve Harrington. Not a D-list celebrity but world-famous actor Steve fucking Harrington.

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    celebrities Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington go from worst cooks to boyfriends.

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    24 Dec 2024

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    “What’s wrong with what I wrote?” Steve whines, running his fingers through his hair until it’s all mussed up and falling into his face.

    Chrissy snorts. “It sounds like you’re telling him his hair is frizzy and dry.”

    “I said it was pretty!” He throws his hands in the air before crossing them and pouting his lower lip out.

    Chrissy can’t help but laugh. She’s always liked Steve. He’s nicer than most of his friends, and he’s easy to talk to. But this is a side she’s never seen of him. She’s not sure anyone has; can’t imagine Carol or Tommy seeing him put his whole heart into something and not tearing it to shreds.

    “Do you use conditioner?” she asks, throwing finger quotations around it as she reads it off the crumpled page.

    Steve’s blushing again, cheeks all blotchy and red, rather unbecoming for the shoo-in for this year’s prom king. “Well, I thought you said you’d help!” he says, a little too loud for the library.

     

    Or: a secret admirer au.

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    20 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Will's first attempt at tarot reading is a disaster. The only reasonable response is to have him try again with the slightly older crew. With their superior rationality, general level-headedness and overall stability, what could go wrong?

    Steve tries to pick up the pieces, and learns a thing or two about himself along the way.

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    18 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Eddie Munson is not made for soft things.

     

    That traitorous muscle that beatsbeatsbeats stubbornly onward, pushing blood and life and a whole slew of embarrassing, squishy things through his veins-

    Yeah, it didn’t get the fucking memo.

    Oh, he can pretend as much as he wants that he’s not a big, ooey gooey sap, and for a while there he even maybe believed it, but-

    Fucking Kiiiiiing Steeeeeve had to go and ruin that with one dorky grin and a flutter of his stupid, pretty eyelashes.

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    Eddie loves Steve. Steve loves Eddie. Now they just need to figure out how to tell each other that.

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    05 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Steve is tired of Dustin trying to set him up with Robin so he lies about being gay. Then he gets tired of Dustin trying to set him up so he lies about dating...Jonathan. Lucky for him, Jonathan agrees to help.

    The one with zero luck here is Eddie. Who has to deal with the guy he's been mooning over coming on and off the market faster than you can say whiplash.

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    26 Nov 2024