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« Mon trésor ? souriait Luffy. Vous pouvez l’avoir, si vous arrivez à le trouver. Mais vous n’y parviendrez jamais. »
Les lames tranchèrent son cou et le grand Roi des Pirates rendit son dernier souffle.
Puis il se réveilla.Ou comment Monkey D. Luffy, le Roi des Pirates, retourna dans le passé. Et décida qu’il allait changer quelques trucs.
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There is one more rule though, one that started as a myth, really. For many, it had always been there and probably would always be. After all, everyone agrees to say it is an undeniably true statement.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a pirate ship, a marine ship or even a civilian ship: every ship has one (1) Resident Dickhead on board.
In which Zoro and Sanji can’t agree, Luffy doesn’t care, Nami despairs, and Law has an epiphany
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Roach knows best by Ideops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Jaskier would have not realized anything was amiss if it was not for Roach.
See, Roach is a witcher’s horse. She knows things a regular horse or a regular human couldn’t even comprehend. Plus, she has a whole bunch of senses that humans like Jaskier could certainly use to survive longer.
So when the quiet, unflappable mare suddenly faces the other way, ears flat against her neck, searching for something impossible to see, Jaskier feels a cold shiver run along his back. When he hears coming from her a neigh so low it almost sounds like a growl, he understands he has to act now.They’re far but Geralt can already smell blood. He’s running down the hill to go back to them, thinking all the way “Damn it Jaskier, you can’t possibly stay out of trouble just once in your life, can you?”
Jaskier, in fact, cannot.
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Sauver une vie (mais pas celle-ci) by Ideops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Jun 2021
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« Il vit Jaskier se tourner vers lui au milieu de sa chanson, apparemment parfaitement conscient de la situation même en étant à l’autre bout de la taverne. Le sourire sur son visage semblait narguer Geralt. « Tu vas prendre ce travail même si tu le détestes déjà d’avance, n’est-ce pas ? » Il retint un énième grognement.
Mais soudainement, l’attention de Jaskier fut attirée quelques mètres sur sa droite. Son sourire se figea et son regard changea. Quand on parle d’ennuis… »
Ou pourquoi au final le vrai danger n’est que très rarement le sorceleur.
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Saving a life (but not that one) by Ideops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Jun 2021
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“He sees Jaskier turn his way mid-song, seemingly knowing even from a distance what’s going on. The smile on his face seems to be taunting Geralt. “You’re going to take this job even if you already hate it, right?” He bites back yet another groan.
But suddenly, Jaskier’s attention shifts a few meters to his right, his smile freezing, his gaze narrowing. Speaking of trouble…”
Or why the real danger is rarely the witcher, actually.