IRequireALobotomy
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They’ve known each other most of their lives. Known each other longer than their memories extend back to. For better or for worse, they’ve helped shape each other into the people they’ve become. Kyle probably thinks it was for the worse. Eric knows there would be pieces of them missing if they never knew each other. Too many of their formative years were spent engrossed in what the other was doing.
Those green-hazel eyes look into Eric’s fondly.
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.
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