ILrioomii
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"Come on, cartman, why are you hating on Kenny all the time?"
"Because we're friends, duh. Friends make fun of each other, though what I say is the truth. Kenny is poor, Kyle's a jew, and you're a tree hugging hippie."
"And you're the bigoted fat asshole."
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Tom sighs, walking in the kitchen eyebags deep, clothes slightly ruffled. Last night was another terrible date. The girl wasn't horrible, but man, he doesn't know how long he can hear about someone's cats or their ex boyfriends. He always says he'll stop wasting time on dating, yet here he ends up again. He sits on the kitchen table, shilding his face from the light.
"Morning sleepy head." Edd sang while making breakfast.
Tom only lets out a groan.
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Three's a crowd? Or three musketeers? Wait we don't even like each other by ILrioomii
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic Boom (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2024
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When breaking into Eggmans lair under the assumption that he was doing something evil for the millionth time. Sonic was surprised to see that not only did Eggman only steal first aid supplies, but to see Shadow was at Eggmans lair. Injured.
Shadow was injured, and Eggman was helping him get better. Huh. That's not what he was expecting.
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Cozy pets by ILrioomii
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic Boom (Cartoon)
22 Dec 2024
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Sonic goes to his enemy's lair where nothing weird happens.
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One loses a daughter
One gains a daughter
After a battle Adam makes the horrifying realization that he accidentally took Lucifer and Lilith's child.
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Adam and Alastor made a deal. If Adam could break the chains of Alastor's contract within five minutes, then Alastor would go on as many dates as Adam wanted.
Alastor never anticipated that Adam would actually be capable of breaking the chains. Now, he's trapped in a new deal that forces him to go on dates with one of the least compatible people he knows.
There must be some way out of this deal or a way he can use it to his advantage. There must be.
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- Part 2 of Dealin' Dates
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25 Jul 2024
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How many times as Alastor told himself this was going to be the last time?
How many more times was he going to keep coming back to this room? They were like two typhoons fighting for dominance leaving everything else in ruins in their wake.
So how many more times was Alastor going to give in and go seek out Adam, was it love or a vicious cycle?
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- Part 5 of The music was playing, I just listened
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21 Jul 2024
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Role Swap but with a twist.
What if Lilith and Adam were on good terms and accepted their roles as equals in the beginning. Adam was eager to please his wife and adventure Eden. Lilith being a nurturing wife and prefers things to stay the same.
What happens when a curious Lucifer decides to meet the first man and woman.
How will Lilith deal with the fall out of her marriage by the Angel she thought was her friend?
How will Heaven deal with Lucifer?
What will happen to Adam?
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21 Jun 2024
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Adam dies, goes to hell, and promptly gets the shit beat out of him. Looking to save his own hide and sanity, he makes a deal with Lucifer so that he can receive protection. His end of the deal is earnestly giving redemption a shot at Charlie's hotel!
What could possibly go wrong!
Aka a slow burn redemption arc, ladies and gents!
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19 May 2024
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“Well, think of it this way,” Edd continues, “You know the boy on the playground that pulls pigtails as a way to show he likes someone?”
Tom scoffs in disbelief, “That’s not how you show you care about someone.”
“For some people, that’s the only way they know how.”
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Tord returns.
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- Part 4 of Skinny Love
- Part 7 of nsfw fics
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21 Feb 2024