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If God Wants Me Dead She"s Gonna Have To Kill Me Twice by Az_le_RAT
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
08 Nov 2024
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"how"re ya such a klutz? Don" ya know how ta walk!?"
"Shut it, Red! I was a ghost thirty seconds ago, cut me some slack!"
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"Your girlfriend is a prick."
"Excuse me!?"
"You immediately accused me of trying to "steal your man". Bitch, I just got here! I haven"t even spoken to him yet!"
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"...Hungry! That"s what I am! I"m hungry!"
"how did ya not realize ya were hungry?"
"I never had to eat as a ghost. I haven"t felt hunger since I died, kinda forgot what it felt like."
"...lucky.."
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"THIS IS A SIMPLE TASK! HOW ARE MESSING IT UP THIS BADLY?!"
"Easy for you, Edge! I was human before I died, I never had magic like you guys!"
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"You"re the one that brought me back to life!"
"And!?"
"And? Honey, God wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why."
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"I don"t know what"s happening! I just wanted a shower and then this just...ugh!"
"relax, hun. "s nothin" ta worry about."
"Well what is it then!?"
"ya heat."
"My fucking /what/?"
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"This Is A Bad Idea."
"I"ve had worse ones."
"...You Worry Me, Maiden."
"Good."
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These Skeletons Need an Emotional Support Human by Crooked4913
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
07 Jan 2025
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You were a human who had made mistakes in your life, but then again who hadn"t. Your mistakes however led to you barely scraping by, pinching every penny to afford food and rent.
Until a chance encounter with a skeleton in a grocery store gives you the opportunity of a lifetime. He says his roommates fight over everything; Cooking, cleaning, shopping, yardwork, ect.
So, what if they hired you to do all those things? That would stop all the fighting, right?
You can"t turn it down for the kind of money that there offering to pay you.
besides, it isn"t like monsters are actually dangerous right? -
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Modern Warfare II × Reader
Imagine being a girl boss who got demoted who also fucked the Mexican"s special forces army but also fucked the most cold blooded lieutenant that is known to be feared by many who also fucked a certain Russian man who wants to recreate 9/11 over again? can"t that be the outmost famous (y/n) (l/n)!
"Being a woman is so hard..." You threw another rock into the lake watching it bounce a few times before it sunk to the bottom. "Well then don"t be one." she spoke
"How so?"
"Don"t just be a woman, be a man-eater." she smiles at youTW!: Politically racist, mention of real life tragedies, mention of many type of gore, sex scenes, rape, major character death, threesome, foursome etc
A/N: I do not own whatever the fuck I"m writing okay. I was drunk typing all this shit together so don"t get me started
written by Atvace. available to read on: Wattpad, Tumblr, AO3
send me death threats or suggestions here - Discord: OnlyAcey_ -
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You live in New Ebott City. One day, you meet a pair of skeleton monsters who help you out. Soon, you meet more. Where did they all come from, and why are so many of them flirting with you?
I made this work with Reader being nonbinary and specifically using they/them pronouns because I haven"t seen it done before.
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- Part 1 of IYBUYS
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Your lease was up, and you decided to check out an ad in the paper. Little did you know it would lead you to a house full of skeletons, introducing you to a bunch of new friends (and possibly more) and setting off plenty of antics.
Now if only you could get those weird dreams to stop...
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- Part 1 of Give you my best shot