OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
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Brian May's Bad Hair Day (a Maylor Queen AU/Conker's Bad Fur Day parody fanfic) ***ON HIATUS*** by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Conker's Bad Fur Day, Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF
23 Jun 2020
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After a night out of heavy drinking, Queen guitarist Brian May blacks out in the streets only to wake up in a strange place full of strange creatures. All he wants to do is go home but when he finds out that his beloved Red Special has been stolen by the evil king that rules the land that Brian is lost in, he sets out on a quest determined to get back what is rightfully his. Along the way he meets an interesting scarecrow who joins him in his long and crazy journey, and together they encounter foul mouthed dung beetles from Liverpool, a giant Opera singing pile of literal poo, a trip back in time to the stone age, and among a bunch more other things, they must also help a race of squirrels defeat an army of evil German speaking tediz. Just how much weirder can this day get for the curly haired guitarist? Find out in Brian May's Bad Hair Day.
*Based off the coolest video game ever to be graced upon my generation on the Nintendo 64, Conker's Bad Fur Day. I own nothing but the idea.
Just to be on the safe side, this story is rated as Explicit for foul language, violence, sexual content, some sensitive subjects, crude humor, and a bunch more stuff. Enjoy I guess. 😂😂😂😂
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𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗢𝗳 '𝟯𝟵 ~ 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 (𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗔𝗨) *UNDER EDITING* by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Fifth Element (1997), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, David Bowie (Musician)
16 Jun 2020
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In the year 2239, the time has come for planet Earth to fight Evil, and in hopes of saving all mankind, the universe needs a hero which is hard to find in New York City of the 23rd century. Enter British guitarist, astrophysicist, turned taxi cab driver, Brian Harold May, who on one particular day has a chance encounter with a handsome Parsi who quite literally falls into his life. Instantly he becomes drawn to the mysterious being with long dark hair and beautiful eyes. But little does he know, this man is a precious and fragile being to the universe and the key to saving mankind, and soon, with the help of a young priest and his son, and an old friend of Brian, the group finds themselves on a time ticking journey of saving the world as well as their own lives.
*Based on Luc Besson's 1997 science fiction film The Fifth Element and the novel of the same name. I own nothing but the idea.*
Also posted on Wattpad under the same title: https://www.wattpad.com/story/209456656-in-the-year-of-'39-a-brian-may-or-queen-fifth
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A Kind of Magic by QueenOfAllCorgis
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
13 Jul 2019
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“We’re a bit of a mix,” Brian spoke up. “I’m human. Fred is a wish granting lamp dweller-“
“I’m a djinn!” Freddie looked scandalized.
“And Roger here is a sex goblin,” John couldn’t help the smile as Roger sputtered. “We don’t care much about your classification, but if we’re in a band together then we have to accept each other. If you don’t want to play with supernaturals then I’m afraid we’re not a good fit.”
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Sometimes a family is made up of a singer who can grant wishes, a bassist who had a habit of hoarding gold, a drummer who literally needs sex to live, and a guitarist who is just trying to keep it all together.
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Bookmarked by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
04 Sep 2022
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Master of My Life & Master of the Key to My Heart (or: Brian doesn’t know how to title his fic) by emma_and_orlando, ronniesshoes
Fandoms: Queen (Band)
22 Jul 2022
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Following his long hospital stay recovering from his hepatitis/ulcer, Brian has taken up writing. When he returns home, frustrated and at a loss, he asks Roger for help. What Roger doesn’t know is that Brian writes controversial fanfiction based on him.
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Bookmarked by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
23 Jul 2022
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Brian had a cute penguin plush, named Pingie, a gift from a fan. He absolutely loved it, and even carried it with him on tour – until one day, something terrible happened to it.
But it was far from the end for Pingie...
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Bookmarked by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
10 Jul 2022
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Brian has always had a thing for feet. When he requests his favourite cam worker to wear socks like the ones his roommate always wears, he’s bound to be in trouble.
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Bookmarked by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
05 Apr 2022
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“Hey, um. You could come with me,” Freddie suggests, tugging gently on Brian’s sleeve to make it seem more casual.
God, it’s anything but.
Of course, Brian’s eyes widen. “Come with you?” he echoes, his voice low. “... to a gay bar?”
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Freddie is in a bad relationship. Brian is recently divorced. Somehow, it brings them closer. Slowly...
Bookmarked by OfficialDaddyMaylor (IAmDaddyMaylor)
14 Feb 2022