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The Importance of Being Happy by Hyperbolism
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Nov 2024
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As if offended, Aventurine turned his back to Ratio and sighed dramatically: “Ah, ah, to be able to resist such a delectable treat, you really are a cold-hearted man as they say, good doctor.”
“But let's cut to the chase.” Aventurine deliberately made a wide swing of his legs, and sat up. “In the next few days, I am to be accused of hideous murders that I do not commit. It would be my pleasure to have a… friend, preferably one with impeccable standing in this society, to accompany me through these trying times, nothing serious, I'm not planning anything naughty, no string attached, just as an alibi, you see.”
“If it's not too much trouble, that is.” Aventurine licked his lips.
Murder Mystery AU with a vaguely Victorian era-19th century setting. RR guaranteed happy ending or refund.
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Reflected in the dark water is the visage of your dreams, the plum blossoms of your heart, the shadow of your moon, someone who danced for you, drank with you, smiled at you, smiled for you, someone who reminds you of the month of August, someone more beguiling than Chang'e. You lick your split lips, blood tastes of iron and sweet wine on your tongue. The black metal around your arms is warm still, telling you: he's here, he's here, he's here. He gently grasped your hands, milky white skin flickering and hiding behind azure silk with every careless twirl amidst the falling petals of purity, shining jade eyes and gasping pink lips irreversibly drawing you into this sacrilegious dance of spring and rain.
Or, Blade got lost in a forest while chasing after Dan Heng.
Content warning: Canon-typical Character Death, Canon-typical Violence, Canon-typical Blade Behaviour, Canon-typical Suicide Ideation from Blade, Slightly Graphic Depiction of Violence. Please mind the CW.
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To the outrage of Gorou, the leader of Watatsumi bowed her head: “In return for the alliance, for the supply of grains, medicine, and weaponry, and for safe passage to Kannazuka, we of Watatsumi will be forever grateful to Lord Balladeer as we do our savior of yore, Orobashi no mikoto. To show you our sincerity, we of the Resistance will offer you one of our own, Kaedehara Kazuha, as your loyal retainer.”
That’s my cue. The wandering samurai stepped forward and kneeled. Surely, the image of repentance and obedience to the Balladeer.
Red leaves, rustled by the ashen wind, and fell down.
It seemed that something Kokomi said had surprised the man, for there was a visible intake of breath behind the translucent veil. For the length of a heartbeat, the air stung of electricity and purple agony.
Soulmate AU where Celestia is also Teyvat's matchmaker, and this changes things. A certain someone is another certain someone's reincarnation. Sangonomiya Kokomi made an offer Scaramouche couldn't refuse. Takes place in a canon divergent timeline 1 year before the Inazuma archon quest. No Lumine because she's still asleep.
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Sometimes, Haise likes to indulge in his fantasy.
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The Spiral Melody of Light, or White Silence 翻譯 by alvidan, Hyperbolism
Fandoms: Tokyo Ghoul
16 Apr 2016
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Haise struggles to sleep in on his birthday.
大綱：琲世在生日之夜難以入睡。
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Happy Birthday, Haise!
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Leaving YunmengJiang in an effort to curb the tensions in the Jiang family, Wei WuXian becomes a rogue cultivator.
Even without the support of a sect, he is a rare genius whose name will become known across the cultivation world and whose techniques will influence the course of a war.
However, what influences his own fate is a chance meeting that becomes the first step toward love.
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18 Dec 2024
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“We rest in the shade of trees our ancestors planted.”
They called the man in the ice Yiling Laozu, after a folk hero associated with the town in the foothills of the mountains where he was found.
No one expected him to be alive!
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25 Nov 2024
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Jiang Cheng thinks that Wei Wuxian would be a much better ghost hunter if he'd stop flirting with the cameraman for more than five minutes.
(The cameraman who may or may not be a demon.)
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23 Nov 2024
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Your Hand in Mine by cerbykerby for idrilka
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
07 Jan 2021
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"Ooh, this is fascinating." Wei Wuxian lifts his hand and—Heavens help him—Lan Wangji's hand follows. Because they're stuck. They're stuck. Their fingers are interlaced, and they can't pull them apart. "You know, I wasn't expecting this, but isn't it odd? It's obviously a curse, but so far, it's not harmful."
Oh, it is harmful, Lan Wangji thinks through a spinning head as he feels Wei Wuxian twist their hands this way and that, testing the limits of the curse. It is most certainly harmful.
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A curse brings Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji together—literally.
(tl;dr a curse makes teen!wwx and teen!lwj hold hands. lwj, who is very much in denial about his feelings, tries his best not to panic and wwx decides that Operation: Make Lan Zhan My Best Friend is a GO. hilarity ensues)
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22 Nov 2024
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Lan Xichen glanced back on the phone before speaking, at the picture of Wei Ying’s dating profile.
“I think you are being catfished,” Lan Xichen stated, so straightforward it felt uncharacteristically harsh.
or, lwj might be getting catfished
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19 Nov 2024