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    The Justice League decides to add a new member to the team, choosing Nightwing, despite Batman's obvious reluctance. And soon, a bunch of idiots, aka Barry, Oliver, Hal and Arthur, spread gossip throughout the Watchtowers that Nightwing and Batman are lovers.

    And when the BatKids find out about this, they decide to play a prank on the League. And suddenly the 'supposed children' of Nightwing and Batman appear out of nowhere in the Tower.

    Meanwhile, Bruce just gave up the second he witnessed his kids sitting in a circle like a fucking demonic cult in a very dark part of the Batcave with candles in their midst being their only illumination as they discuss plans to mess with and traumatize the League.

    Unfortunately he was noticed, and after his kids exchanged silent glances, Cass, Duke and Damian gave Bruce puppy dog eyes, and he was in on the plan. And Alfie will surely make extra cookies for everyone since they're getting along so well, because who cares if the Justice League gets traumatized? Not Alfred, and neither does any of the Batfamily.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    “How in the Sith-hells do these things happen to you, Kenobi? Enslaved to a Hutt on a desert backwater in the Outer Rim and you still end up raising the Chosen One and defeating the first Sith Lord anyone has seen in a millennium.”

    “Heh. Just lucky, I guess.”

    In which Qui-Gon Jinn does not quite tie up all loose ends on Bandomeer, and by “loose ends” we mean the one and only Obi-Wan Kenobi, who consequently leads a very different life. He might just take this “loose ends” business pro.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    “You like him too, huh?” Batmans asks, and Gotham’s heart soars at her efforts being recognized.
    YES
    “Gotham?” Robin breathes, a tender spark of hope and childish wonder flashing out in her dark night. She smiles to herself. It takes a lot of energy, but she spells out one final message to him.
    HELLO MY ROBIN

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    Or: Gotham is a sentient city, and she has a /very/ soft spot for Batman's kids.

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    03 Dec 2024

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    In-evitable. A denial that would make no sense to exist. Anything that is negated with the particle in, really, makes no sense: nothing is intolerable to him, no one is really incapable, nothing is ineffective. Yet the more he watches Hermione talk from across the counter, her fingers resting on the wood and her puffy hair stuck awkwardly under a thick scarf and her cheeks flushed from the cold and her hazel eyes glowing from the lamplight, he cannot help but believe that it is inevitable to fall in love with her. 

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Jack Drake loves his wife and son, even if they're giant, fire breathing reptiles that would rather eat the mailman than pick up a package. That's fine, he can deal. It'd just be nice if they weren't so territorial. Then they could actually be on the same continent without trying to kill each other. Oh well, every family has their challenges. The Drakes' just happen to be more homicidal than most.

    Feat. Dragon Tim and Janet's loving (but murderous) relationship, Jack's ongoing attempts to be a good dad, and the Waynes getting increasingly concerned about Tim's home life after he becomes Robin.

    Now with Attic Gremlins, Jason's Emotional Support Bazooka, speedsters, excessive amounts of PowerPoints, and Tim's mastery of communication as he shows off just how good his human act can be.

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    29 Nov 2024