Hormonal_Trashbag



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  1. Summary

    A collection of all my A/B/O fics

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    A series of reylo one-shots and drabbles set in the same modern au, all about being home.

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  4. Summary

    A series of one-shots for my demon!Kylo/witch!Rey AU.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Fran thinks about dying and death. Fran thinks about her body rotting and becoming one with the earth. Phillip thinks about others dying, how their bodies drain of life before they begin to decay. Neither of them want to act on their feelings, but what if they find that they both get off on it.

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    01 May 2024

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    Rey is a barista who never forgets a face.
    One day, a man walks into her café refusing to show his.

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    [The scar] crept up from under his collar along his neck, and her eyes traced the length of it. The part that disappeared under the thick, dark waves covering his right eye was still stitched closed with fresh black sutures twisting deep into his skin. He must have been split open to the bone.

    Whatever happened had hurt, in more ways than one, and that hurt was reflected now in the way his lovely mouth dropped open in fear and how horror darkened the one eye fixated on Rey’s face.

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    A Reylo coffeehouse AU where a very sweet, very shy, but very physically and emotionally broken artist Ben meets a sunshiny but lonely barista/college student Rey - and they help heal one another.

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    22 Mar 2024

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    “I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.

    “Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”

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    Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."

    Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."

    An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?

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    Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.

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    31 Dec 2023

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    The sky over Montana is a dangerous shade of blue the night they find her. She’s twenty-two years old and nothing more than a swelling storm—nearly feral, with sharp teeth and years of dirt caked under her nails.

    When the truck pulls up next to her on a darkened road twenty miles from town, she's covered in Plutt's blood. She's stone faced as she stares at his overturned Chevy, listening to a symphony of last breaths—the truck's and his—and thinking about how she’d light him on fire if she had a match.

    She’ll settle on coming back here once the wreckage is clear and salting the earth.

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    06 Dec 2023

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    Rey gets an unexpected kissing lesson from her older brother’s best friend.

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    07 Oct 2023

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