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“The Resistance would never trust you enough to agree to negotiations,” she told him after a few minutes.
“It is fortunate, then, that I have no intention of negotiating with anyone. I will graciously offer up their General, and the Resistance will return my wife in exchange. There are no other options.”
Well, he could also kill them all and take his wife from the top of a hill of corpses…but that hardly needed being said. Besides, he was fairly certain that option wouldn’t endear him to his runaway bride. For this to be clean, he needed a fair exchange to occur.
He could see her starting to panic, her eyes darting around the corners of the small, stark room as she searched for an answer. She knew as well as Kylo did that the Resistance would do a lot to get Leia Organa back. Even sacrifice one of their own.
“Who…?” she asked at last, “Who is your wife?”
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“Aren’t you going to Solo’s place for Thanksgiving?” Finn asked, snickering when he saw the ad Rose was inspecting with a scowl. “You should put it to the test, see if it really is ‘mate bait.’”
He dropped it back into the box and it fluttered onto the stacks of ads of clunky, pastel appliances and canned goods.
Now Her Pumpkin Pie Becomes “MATE BAIT” Thanks to Reddi-Wip!
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The Omegaverse Thanksgiving fic literally no one asked for
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- Part 9 of Neatly Wrapped in A/B/O
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It felt heartless to say he was thankful Jimmy had moved South to Lynchburg to be closer to Sadie but it had been really convenient when he started seeing Phee. He didn’t have to think twice about stalking out into the kitchen with his dick swinging free in the open.
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Pocket Full of Posies by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandoms: Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), This Is Where I Leave You (2014)
12 Oct 2024
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Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
“Why do you need pockets in your petticoat?” He asked instead.
“To fill them with rocks,” she muttered, and Phillip was struck by how amusing she was, for a proper lady.
Grinning, he couldn’t help prodding further. “Why would you want to do that?”
She took a slow sip from her glass of lemonade, grimacing at the tart flavor and pondering her answer with careful precision.
“So that when I stroll into the Tyburn, I don’t float to the surface.”
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Phee knew better than to believe in love, not when it had already torn her life apart once. She didn't need a man, she never had.
Clyde had convinced himself that love wasn't meant for him, though his sister would tell him to stop being so damned melancholic, he wasn't no Romance era spinster.
Mellie couldn't resist pitting them together, considering they both thought love was dead, though Phee didn't see the point. Men were only good for one thing (and even that was debatable).
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Neatly Wrapped in A/B/O by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Logan Lucky (2017), Ophelia (2018), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Dec 2024
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A collection of all my A/B/O fics
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- 61,094
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- 9
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- 15
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Moments of Desparity by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi - Fandom, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
31 May 2018
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- 6
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- 80
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Home is Where the Heart is by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
12 Dec 2017
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A series of reylo one-shots and drabbles set in the same modern au, all about being home.
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- 14,674
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- 9
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- 144
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Flora and Fauna by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Jul 2017
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A series of one-shots for my demon!Kylo/witch!Rey AU.
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- 6,043
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- 2
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Wanna Be Enlightened (Like I wanna be told the end) by Blueyedgurl for DhampirsDrinkEspresso
Fandoms: Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), This Is Where I Leave You (2014)
12 Aug 2024
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Fran thinks about dying and death. Fran thinks about her body rotting and becoming one with the earth. Phillip thinks about others dying, how their bodies drain of life before they begin to decay. Neither of them want to act on their feelings, but what if they find that they both get off on it.
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- 14,682
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
01 May 2024
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every version of me dead and buried by okapijones
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Sep 2024
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Rey is a barista who never forgets a face.
One day, a man walks into her café refusing to show his.-----
[The scar] crept up from under his collar along his neck, and her eyes traced the length of it. The part that disappeared under the thick, dark waves covering his right eye was still stitched closed with fresh black sutures twisting deep into his skin. He must have been split open to the bone.
Whatever happened had hurt, in more ways than one, and that hurt was reflected now in the way his lovely mouth dropped open in fear and how horror darkened the one eye fixated on Rey’s face.
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A Reylo coffeehouse AU where a very sweet, very shy, but very physically and emotionally broken artist Ben meets a sunshiny but lonely barista/college student Rey - and they help heal one another.
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- Part 1 of the every versionverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,400
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
22 Mar 2024
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“I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.
“Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”
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Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."
Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."
An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?
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Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
31 Dec 2023
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your boots beneath my bed by tayloremrose
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Dec 2020
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The sky over Montana is a dangerous shade of blue the night they find her. She’s twenty-two years old and nothing more than a swelling storm—nearly feral, with sharp teeth and years of dirt caked under her nails.
When the truck pulls up next to her on a darkened road twenty miles from town, she's covered in Plutt's blood. She's stone faced as she stares at his overturned Chevy, listening to a symphony of last breaths—the truck's and his—and thinking about how she’d light him on fire if she had a match.
She’ll settle on coming back here once the wreckage is clear and salting the earth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,590
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 125
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- 1,346
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- 368
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
06 Dec 2023
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you were the first by infinitegalaxies for Macksayev
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Rey gets an unexpected kissing lesson from her older brother’s best friend.
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
07 Oct 2023