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    “Is it him?”
    Not looking up, Haru nods. “I’m meeting him for dinner.”
    “Want to kill him instead?”
    Around them, the mundane noises of life continue. Darts hitting the board with familiar little thwacks, the crack of cue against ball, groans of defeat and shouts of satisfaction. “What?”
    “Do you,” says Akechi, in that cold, clinical voice of his, “want to kill your fiancé?”

    funny little oneshot in which akechi and haru go on a field trip to murder harus fiancé in mementos. as promised on twitter<3

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    Goro can't quite figure out why so many people keep acting like they're his friend. (Or: the one where the Phantom Thieves decide to know thy enemy, befriend thy enemy, love thy enemy, crush on thy enemy).

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    "Did you know that tomorrow's full moon is a blood moon?" Goro says, apropos of nothing.

    "Nope." Ren glances back up at the moon again. Its familiar cratered face gazes back at him patiently, but all of a sudden he feels like he's seeing it in all its loveliness for the first time. "...Are you looking at it right now?"

    "Do you want me to be?" Goro shoots back, the playful dip of his voice sending Ren's stomach swooping. Do you want me to be? God, he's such an asshole.

    Ren wishes Goro could hear him roll his eyes over the phone. "It's a yes or no question."

    He hears rustling, and then footsteps. "Yes, I'm looking at it, too," Goro says softly.

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    in which Goro quits his job, cuts his hair, and gets a dog (not necessarily in that order)

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    Masterfully written!

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    Everything that Goro Akechi has ever done was thought out. Meticulous. There was a purpose to everything that he did, and his rise to fame as the "second-generation Detective Prince" was no exception. His relationship to the original might have appeared to have been conjured up by his fans for the sake of relevancy, but the truth was not so simple.

    After (unfortunately) resurfacing from the defeat of one Takuto Maruki, Akechi is forced to go through the skeletons hiding in his closet and face them one by one. Perhaps there really was no rest for the wicked.
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    Or; in which Goro and Naoto are cousins, and neither of them seem to be very happy about that.

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    Chapter 4

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    “Soooo,” Ryuji began, voice ominously beginning to increase in volume. “Is anyone going to tell me how the hell you two know each other?”

    Seeking to prevent any eardrum damages, Akira answered quickly. “Goro and I went to college together.”

    “That’s correct,” Goro said, enigmatic smile back on.

    Akira waited to see if Goro would continue, but when it seemed no addition was forthcoming, he decided to drop the bomb himself. “In fact," he began carefully, "we used to, ah... date.”

    “Wait,” Ryuji said. “WHAT?”

    At an old friend's wedding in Venice, Akira Kurusu runs into the last person he expected to see, which would all be well and good– if he could just work out how he felt about it. And if the person in question wasn't his ex-boyfriend.

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    Finished.