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Essays Regarding The Arousing Properties of Spoken Words by HexxBunny
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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"I’m saying I could do a good job, by, let’s say, your standards. You are the artist here, can you not see the artistry in undoing a partner with nothing but words?”
“Prove it, then.”
“What do I get when I win?”
“Whatever you want.”
Oh.
Oh, it would be like that then.--
Kaveh doubts Alhaitham could be any good at dirty talk, and challenges him to prove him wrong. In the middle of a full tavern.
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The Purposeful Miscomunication of The Akademiya's Most Brilliant Geniuses: A Study in Stupidity by HexxBunny
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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Alhaitham finally figures out that his roommate is in love with him too. Great. Good. Now he just needs to confess. In every possible language but the one Kaveh understands.
Kaveh always knew Alhaitham was a polyglot, and he may not know exactly what he is saying, but hearing his unrequited crush talk to him so softly in words he never heard before is doing things to his brain chemistry.
Everything could be solved if they just communicated. In the same language, of course.
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Odysseus can't forget his encounter with Zeus. Neither can his crew.
To everyone's surprise, it is actually Eurylochus' idea.
OR: The one where they use needing to escape Calypso's Island as an excuse to fuck.
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- Part 2 of Mansplain. Manipulate. Manwhore.
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Odysseus finds a way to end the day without anyone dying. Zeus still manages to keep the upper hand.
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- Part 1 of Mansplain. Manipulate. Manwhore.
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Stede and Ed meet as kids. Which would be perfectly normal, if Stede was a normal kid and Edward wasn't a kraken (not a mermaid, he would repeat as many times as needed, angrily).
It's a secret, and friends have secrets.Gets harder when you grow up though.
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Mansplain. Manipulate. Manwhore. by HexxBunny
Fandom: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
25 Aug 2024
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"Let me get this straight. You want Kaveh, a man known for being about as subtle as a stampede of sumpter beasts -"
"Hey! Come on! I'm right here, you know!"
"--to act as your spy? For the good of the nation?" Alhaitham snorted. "Kaveh can't even remember his keys, Cyno. And you're expecting him to engage in advanced statecraft?"
"Ok, rude."
When a certain ginger-haired Snezhnayan buys a slice of barren desert property in Sumeru, it's up to Kaveh to figure out whether this strange foreigner is actually the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, and more importantly, what he's plotting out there in the middle of no man's land. Kaveh can do this. Probably.
But it would sure be a lot easier if Alhaitham hadn't invited himself along as the world's most distracting fake husband.
Chapter 9: The Ultimate Question Answered!, Chapter 10: What are Men to Rocks and Mountains?, Chapter 11: Perfectly Imperfect (posted!)
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- Part 1 of Shy Spy Series
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04 Oct 2024
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What kind of an angel gets himself locked up in the Bastille during a revolution? A very naughty one.
Crowley can hardly believe Aziraphale would be so brazen and so stupid. And all for some naive attempt at flirtation. The demon will just have to take the angel in hand to teach him a very thorough lesson about tempting danger.
But perhaps the angel isn't quite so naive after all.
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The Rites of May Day by Amorous_Flammetta
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2019
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Crowley plans a special trip for he and Aziraphale to celebrate May Day in the old pagan tradition... With costumes, music, mead, dancing and rituals!
After reveling into the night at the May Day celebration, the Ineffable Husbands return to their rental cottage for a night of explicit erotic fun (role play and dirty talk included)... After all, a little pagan idolatry never hurt anybody. -
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crowley wishes their meeting in 1967 had ended differently. so does aziraphale.
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- Part 2 of fantasies throughout history
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Crowley gets jealous easily, okay?
This is loosely based off of a comic by khiroptera on tumblr