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    Dumbledore was wrong. Harry was no Horcrux. He just walked like a lamb to slaughter.

    Death takes pity on him and offers his master a choice: what is right or what is easy.

    "Fuck it,” Harry thinks.

    "Easy."

    (This fic is just a big pile of fluff, humor and light-heartedness)

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    02 Aug 2024

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    "And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."

    "That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.

    "It comes down to his ass."

    "Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!

    He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    After finally winning the war, Harry Potter is alone, tired, cranky and sad. All he wants is to be left alone to wallow in his own thoughts and nightmares.

    Death refuses to let her favourite Potter succumb to such a fate. Deciding that she owes him a debt, Harry Potter is unknowingly and unceremoniously dumped in the middle of another world.

    His parents are alive.

    And so is his soulmate.

    He’s not the Boy-who-lived. Not anymore. But to Harry, that doesn’t mean anything. Just because this new world is one of peace for him specifically doesn’t mean the war brewing on the horizon is one he can sit out.

    They always said he had a people-saving thing.

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    13 Nov 2023

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    On a routine time travel assignment to the past, Draco stumbles upon 7-year-old Harry Potter and witnesses his neglect and mistreatment by the Dursleys. In the moment, there is only one solution, even if it goes against all his training as a Time Agent: he has to bring Harry back to the future with him.

    In which Draco burns his life down for the sake of his former school rival.

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    21 Oct 2023

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    Eret had spoken about the mindless cruelty of Drago’s base and soldiers, but there’s nothing like seeing it in front of her to make it really, really sink in. She’d wanted to empathize, but she doesn’t think she really understood.

    She does now.

    Astrid leans her head back until it hits the wall behind her, and blinks up at the ceiling.

    It’s going to be a long three days.

     

    Or: Instead of facing the Monstrous Nightmare in the Kill Ring, Hiccup packs up and leaves Berk on Toothless, defeating the Red Death on his own as he goes. Six years later, Hiccup has royally fucked up– Hiccup has severely underestimated Drago, and now Hiccup is cramped, tired, hungry, without his prosthetic, and he really, really, really misses Toothless.

    Imagine his surprise (read: complete and utter dread) when he wakes up one day to see absolutely none other than Astrid Hofferson, Snotlout Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, and Ruffnut and Tuffnut Thorston sitting in the cell across from him.

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    23 Sep 2023