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“Questioning your sexuality is healthy, Dean,” Cas said carefully. “It is common for people to believe that it’s an ‘either/or’ subject, only two options, but it’s not that simple.” He’d read quite a lot about LGBTQ issues, trying to run out the clock until leaving for college.
Dean nodded, hands still over his face. “I just was, um, wondering...if I could, I dunno, if we could...do something. Then I think I would have a better idea of what...what I am.”
Cas’s face flushed hard and fast. This was very close to an actual fantasy and he was unsure how to respond. He very very much wanted to try ‘something’ with Dean, anything, really.
“What did you have in mind?” Cas steadied his voice. He might just get to give a handjob to a very popular, very sexy football player.
Dean straightened up and looked Cas square in the eye.
“I want to suck your dick.”
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“What do you mean it’s stuck?”
“As in, I can’t get it out or remove it from the current location it is in. It’s stuck.”
Cas’s face was flushed with shame and exertion.
“Do you need me to-” Sam’s voice was sympathetic on the phone.
“No! I mean, no it’s fine, I just need to uh, wait until it goes...down.” Cas closed his eyes. This was so stupid. “Just tell Dean I can’t meet him. Make something up, I don’t know. Just...please.”
Sam was clearly trying not to laugh. “Okay, man, just, uh...let me know if you need anything.”
“Sure,” Cas bit off a groan and hung up.
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"You guys should kiss." He grinned at the annoyed look Meg shot him and the embarrassed way Lisa looked at her fingernails.
"Why is it that men constantly want to fetishize a woman exploring her sexuality?" She lifted an eyebrow at him and smirked, glancing at Lisa. "I'll tell you what, Dean, if Lisa agrees to it, we'll kiss." Lisa blushed hard and smiled, sneaking a look at Meg. "On one condition."
"Name it," Dean grinned. Hot damn! He was fixin' to get a show.
"You make out with..." Meg's eyes scanned the room. "Him." She pointed over Dean's shoulder. His stomach dropped out. Without even looking, he knew exactly who she would be pointing at.
"Sure," Dean said, "I'll do it. But you guys really have to kiss, okay? Like tongues and everything."
Meg smirked and Lisa bit her lip, blushing harder than ever. Dean stood, feeling only a little wobbly, and made his way slowly to the kitchen area, damning the open floor plan. It could have been worse, she could have told him to kiss Michael, and just...ew.
Dean sucked in a small breath when Cas caught his eyes with his usual laser focus. Should he say something first? Should he just plant one on the guy's mouth and tell him it was for science? -
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Cas felt a swell of love for the man threaten to overtake him. He felt his cheeks flush, ashamed that only a few words would have so much affect on him. He was angry at himself for allowing Dean to have so much power over him, and simultaneously wanted it and didn't want it. It was confusing and frustrating to have so many human emotions at one time. So he settled on anger.
“Dean,” He said tightly, “you don’t have to apologize to me, if anyone underst-”
“But that’s just it,” Dean interrupted, “I should know better by now, right? I should stop throwing myself on the grenade and-”
“Dean,” Cas growled, feeling his grace spark, and knowing his eyes flashed menacingly, “just leave it.”
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- Part 2 of Destiel Smut Bingo 2018!
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“My Grace is gone. What did you expect? Do you have any idea how hard it was? When I fell to Earth, I didn’t just lose my powers. I - I had nothing.” The implications behind that statement had Dean wanting to crawl in a hole. “Now...I’m a sales associate.” The pride in his voice was painful to hear.
“A sales associate?” Dean echoed.
A delivery man in a blue uniform sat a box down on the end of the counter and passed over a clipboard.
“Hey, Steve,” he said, “Sign here?”
Cas took the clipboard and signed it with elegant scrawl and handed it back. He turned back to Dean, chin up. The man with the clipboard thanked Cas.
“Thank you.” he responded pointedly. This Cas wanted to make Dean scream and run away. “I keep this place clean and presentable. And when my manager’s busy, I even stock the shelves.”
Dean blinked rapidly. “Wow. So you went from fighting...heavenly battles to shelving dildos?”
Cas nodded proudly. “And anal plugs. We have the largest selection in town, and can do any specialty orders.”
*Wherein Cas gets a job at an adult bookstore instead of the gas 'n' sip.*
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- Part 3 of Destiel Smut Bingo 2018!
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Sherlock's school reunion has come up, matched with a retirement party for one of his most influential professors. He's reluctant to go, but his good friend John finally talks him into it by agreeing to go with him for support.
“Jesus, Sherlock, it’s just a picture,” John entered the fray with annoyance. Sometimes Sherlock forgot how lucky he was to still have his parents around.
Sherlock’s eyes darted to his with an intense look of betrayal, “You are aware that you’re meant to be in the picture with me?”
John flushed, because he hadn’t actually thought that was the case, “Why in the world would I be in the picture?”
Sherlock sighed heavily, “Because, John, you are my plus one.”
And like a ton of bricks falling from the sky to bury him beneath a pile of understanding, John realised what this entire evening was going to look like to outsiders. To Sherlock’s former classmates...the bullies.
To the rest of the world, John is Sherlock’s date tonight.
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04 Apr 2018
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He hadn't sent it to Sheri. He'd sent it to Sherlock instead.
Fuck.
Fuckity fuck!
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- Part 13 of Kittie And Gem Stories
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14 Mar 2018
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Dean opens the bathroom door, and quickly locks it behind him. He leans against the door, resting his head on the back it letting his eyes fall closed for just a moment. In that moment, everything is stilled. Everything is okay.. His angel isn't actually asleep in some crappy motel, because, ya know, angel's don't fricken sleep. Whatever is going on with Castiel losing his grace, Dean is going to figure it out..
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07 Mar 2018
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From the prompt: Dean/Castiel stuck in a repeating day
On a day that doesn’t seem to want to end, who’s life is worth more? A human’s or an angel’s? And for two creatures who seemingly dislike each other, why is it so hard for them to choose?
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06 Mar 2018
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The first thing John saw when he woke up 12 years after his death were the stars. The second and third were the green grass and flowers that surrounded him.
And the fourth was a naked teenage boy who stared at him with an unsettling intensity.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, John Winchester."
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John's long and fateful journey to becoming the president of Lebanon's PFLAG Chapter.
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