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When Crowley had snaked himself across the bar top, half purring, half snarling for Aziraphale to live a little, this wasn’t exactly what he meant by it. Not exclusively, anyway. If there was a list of possibilities, it may have been on there somewhere; scrawled as a hasty afterthought, perhaps under a subheading of Things That Would Surely Never Actually Happen.
But the sight of Aziraphale lying naked and debauched in the middle of his black satin sheets was not something he was about to hesitate over.
(If there was a second list, one surreptitiously scribbled on a napkin in the dark corner of a crowded bar, it would be titled Things Crowley Had No Right To Crave As Much As He Did, and it would start and end with this single bullet point)
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23 Oct 2024
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The Arrangement: Ineffable Prompt A-Thon AU by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Nov 2024
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A human AU based on the prompts from the Ineffable Prompt A-Thon!
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27 Sep 2024
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Crowley keeps waking up with his head in his hereditary enemy's lap. How does this keep happening!?! Well the angel throwing him over his shoulder and carrying him off might be a contributing factor.... but Crowley really should get up and leave. But lap is warm and soft and safe...
Featuring: getting your hereditary enemy back into his corporation by kissing the inside of his thighs.
5 1 for the Extraordinary Amounts of Cake event.
COMPLETED.
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- English
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- 21,855
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- 6/6
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14 Sep 2024
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Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.
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- English
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- 28,204
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- 6/6
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25 Aug 2024
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Mr. Fell's Heavenly Bed and Breakfast by INeedABurnerAccountOkay
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2024
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Crowley is a writer who hasn't written anything interesting in over 10 years.
He also has flatmates, which doesn't make writing easier.
But then he stumbles upon a quaint, adorable (and cheap!) B&B - and its incredibly charming owner ...-
Or: Crowley is a failed writer and Aziraphale is a widowed owner of a B&B.
Features a meet cute, lots of romance, literary references and - eventually - discussions of sexuality, smut and lots of kisses.- Language:
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- 23,315
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- 6/6
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25 Aug 2024
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“What, you think I’m too much of a bitch to play house with you?” Blitz spat out, going to his default emotion–a little pissed off. “You want Daddy to say ‘I love you’ and put a baby in you? The fuck? I’ll try."
Stolas huffed a laugh and pushed him back again, like he was beneath him, and it was driving him nuts.
“You don’t understand, Blitz. I need it to be real. I’ve always been curious how you’d treat me if you didn’t see me as a sad baby-gay you could break in.” He stepped forward, hand cupping Blitz’s neck, so soft he could hardly stand it. “I’m not yours to break anymore. So how are you going to treat me?”
Also known as the fic that I was dared to make and proceeded to stay up all night to get out of my head.
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- Part 1 of Same Game, New Rules
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10 Aug 2024
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Prince Aziraphale is about to be crowned King of Angelhaven when he's taken captive by pirates. When he's sold as a pleasure slave to King Crowley, ruler of the nation readying for war with his, he is forced to keep his identity a secret as he tries to find a way home and keep peace. But not everything at King Crowley's court is as it seems and Aziraphale will have to face machinations of a Royal Court that are far more complex than he had thought.
A Captive Prince AU with an omegaverse twist.
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- Part 1 of Mark of the Serpent
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07 Aug 2024
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Omega Wanted: A Lonely Hearts Tale by Revenessa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2024
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WANTED - AN OMEGA. A young alpha widower, Mr. Angel, 28, of good character and ample fortune, residing in Tadfield, a rural town in the West, wishes to correspond with an omega of courage and kindness, with a view to matrimony. Must be willing to take care of his child, a boy aged 5. No objection to widow or orphan. Must be resilient, nurturing, and of domestic habits. No mercenary motives. Address, with scented paper and tintype, Mr. Angel, Box 15, Tadfield Gazette office. APR 15, 1880.
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In the Gilded Age of the USA, the social hierarchy is based on dynamic relationships between alphas, betas, and omegas. After generations of alphas and betas steadily moving to the states, entire parts of the country lack omegas. Very few omegas are born from alpha and beta pairings, and none from two alphas, as such pairings are often infertile. While an omega born from two betas is possible, beta reproduction rates are slow.
Alphas who mate with omegas face a unique risk: if their omega partner dies, the alpha's health can deteriorate. The only way to keep the alpha alive is to mate with another omega, a difficult task in omega-deprived areas.
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06 Aug 2024
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Zenith by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2024
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Zenith: A zenith is the highest point in an arc traveled by a star, planet, or other celestial body. The term is also often used to describe something at its pinnacle or its most powerful, and is synonymous with crest, peak, and climax.
After six weeks of beautifully agonizing waiting, Professor Fell realizes he cannot wait a second longer to properly fuck his student- he also realizes some of the reasons why he's been denying himself and his lover for so long, and that he also can't lie to himself for much longer.
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- Part 2 of Come Slowly, Eden
- Part 3 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
- Language:
- English
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- 13,331
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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16 Jul 2024
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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- English
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- 56,538
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- 8/8
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22 Jun 2024
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Postcards From Paris by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?
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It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.
He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.
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- 3/3
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14 Jun 2024
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The Garden of Delights by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2024
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Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")
Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...
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12 Jun 2024
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Growing Pains by hope_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2024
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Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of hurt and healing, and eventually finding out what it means to be happy.
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- 61,487
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- 11/11
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- 412
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28 May 2024
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Crowley has wanted Aziraphale for millennia, but Aziraphale has never shown any sign of wanting him. Now, the pollen of a mystery plant has taken root deep inside Aziraphale's being, leaving him feverish and painfully aroused. Without help, Aziraphale could be completely consumed by the plant. The only way to burn it out is intense orgasm.
To save Aziraphale, Crowley must walk a knife's-edge of denial and desire, coercion and consent, fear and trust.
He isn't sure Aziraphale will ever forgive him.
He isn't sure he'll ever forgive himself.
(They do figure it out afterwards, to their mutual, enthusiastically-consensual enjoyment.)
Fic by adverbian; delicious NSFW art by IneffabLeigh! Art is embedded about halfway down — scroll with caution!
(If you want more specific information about the dubcon elements, a detailed, full-spoiler plot summary is available under a read-more in the beginning notes.)
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- English
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- 15,526
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- 2/2
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26 May 2024
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The Larger Hope by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.
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- English
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- 8,838
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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- 149
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- 435
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07 May 2024
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art for moonyinpisces
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
(specifically to "motivate" my friend moonyinpisces to get chapter 17 of her recent WIP FINISHED!!)These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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- 27/27
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07 May 2024
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Although Aziraphale has loved Crowley since before the Beginning, the fundamental opposition of their natures has prevented him from acting. It hasn't stopped him from wanting, or dreaming, or simply wishing things could be different. That he could love Crowley without endangering him.
After 6000 years of glancing touches and lingering gazes, he finds himself estranged from Heaven. And then a series of unfortunate coincidences leaves them the task of making two humans fall in love. Mix mutual longing with a business-meeting-turned-party complete with a romantic atmosphere and dancing, and they don't stand a chance.
“You mean like…a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy. They look into each other’s eyes and realize they were made for each other.”
“Cotillion balls! People would gather and do some formal dancing and then realize they had misunderstood each other and were actually deeply in love.”
“One fabulous kiss, and we’re good.”
Love doesn't always work like that, but then again, sometimes it does.
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A fix-it based on quiet, gentle, and romantic stories...plus very tender yet awkward sex because, come on, it's them.
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30 Apr 2024
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Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.
First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.
Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.
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- 3/3
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25 Apr 2024
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,423
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 67
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- 6,455
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23 Apr 2024
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"It wasn't too much, though? Really?"
"Agh," said Crowley, butterflies still a riot in his belly. "I mean - yeah. Just takes some getting used to. The - spit."
(Prequel to the Relations for Beginners series)
(Illustrations by p_lumbum!)Series
- Part 12 of Relations for Beginners
Bookmarked by Hartlynk
22 Apr 2024