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    Death moved closer, their footsteps echoing eerily throughout the chamber. They leaned in and reached out, their bony cold hands grasping his chin and tracing over the edges of his features, hardened by years of war.

    “I find myself liking you, Harry Potter.”

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    Harry Potter sits on a bench in King's Cross Station, and he chooses life. It turns out that he chose a lot more life than he was expecting.

    His first goal? Defeating Voldemort with no causalities. After that? Well. That's up in the air.

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    Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. With the captain out of commission on a regular basis and Spock struggling to preserve his stoicism, staying alive is difficult enough – but when a slim chance for escape surfaces, their resolve is truly put to the test. Together they must fight for survival in the heart of an alien jungle, and in the process, uncover the mystery of the planet’s past. Slow build K/S.

    Written for the 2011 Star Trek Big Bang on Livejournal - look for links to the mix and art there!

    Warnings: Minor character death. Mind control themes and sort-of-zombies. Dark at times due to twisted xenobiological shenanigans. Mild themes of stress-related weight loss. Heaps of TOS references and/or spoilers. Eventual smut. Freakishly long chapters.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    “A condition – you're sick? With spontaneous flowers? How do I get rid of them?”
    “You do not.”

     

    (Or: Hanahaki disease is not fatal, but it is exclusive to Vulcans. Honestly, death would be more dignified.)

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    04 Dec 2024

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    When Spock chose Starfleet over the Vulcan Science Academy, he had not anticipated cohabiting with the most illogical, irrational, emotional human he ever met.

    On the flip side, Jim never asked for a Vulcan chaperone, especially one as snotty as Spock, son of Sarek.

    A Starfleet Academy AU in which Spock adapts to human life, Jim learns very, very quickly never to play a prank on a Vulcan, and there are far too many people after Jim Kirk's life.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Adrian Pucey is the one person on the Slytherin Quidditch team who seems to want to win fairly instead of cheating. He and Harry form a friendship, and eventually something more, based on the sanctity of Quidditch.

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    23 Nov 2024

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    “-ve talked about this,” Toshiyuki hears Dekiru say, “that would be cannibalism and Aizawa-sense said we’re not allowed to do that anymore.”

    Toshiyuki falters mid-step but then soldiers on.

    “Dekiru!” They call as soon as they’re within microphone range.  “Maesaka Toshiyuki from NHK, can I have your thoughts on the villain Spot’s latest arson attack?”

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    08 Nov 2024