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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Talk Dirty to Me by Cal (caltastic)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Apr 2015
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Lady Inquisitor Trevelyan does not like Halamshiral, does not like Orlesian politics, does not like sneaking around, but does like making the Lord Commander blush.
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03 Dec 2024
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Accidentally in Love by Cal (caltastic)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Sep 2022
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Modern AU, inspired by too much Real Genius and too many romcoms. Evelyn Trevelyan, a PhD candidate and all-around science nerd, meets Cullen Rutherford, a civil engineering major on the GI Bill, when he shows up for her tutoring session. If Evie didn't have bad luck, she'd have no luck at all.
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03 Dec 2024
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Flour, Ink, and Salt by woodland_elf
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Dec 2022
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In which Astoria Lavellan is a cynical and bitter tattoo artist who is sick of dating, and across the street is Cullen, an ex-templar set on baking and cooking his way out of lyrium addiction.
Feelings jams, fights, weddings, rebellions, and cupcakes abound.
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- Part 1 of The Atomic Age (or, Modern Thedas)
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"Well. I'm flattered and insulted. Just another afternoon with Mycroft Holmes."
"I do so like to be consistent."
There were any number of reasons why this was a terrible idea—not the least of which was that Mycroft seemed to think that making Greg angry amounted to a sort of charm.
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- Part 1 of Memoranda of Understanding
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