GrimmonsOwnsMyAss
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- Red vs. Blue (7)
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After a fight with his witch companion, Grif, bird-shifter Simmons decides a night out on the town and a stranger in his bed is exactly what he needs, but while out at a club, Simmons is exposed to a sinister new drug called Dragon’s Breath. Traumatized and angry, Simmons resolves to help a gang of other supernaturals get vigilante justice and get Dragon’s Breath off the street for good.
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Things break down. So he goes to Grif.
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Simmons grins at his screen, briefly forgetting that Grif can't see him. He sees Sarge eyeing him while he's on his phone. and he knows he needs to end the personal call as soon as possible.
"Ugh thank you, Dex. I gotta go, though. Love you, bye!"
Simmons hangs his phone up without waiting for Grif to respond, sending an apologetic smile to Sarge and getting back to work.
He's halfway through his paperwork when he realizes what he said. "Oh, fuck," he whispers, starting to panic.
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- Part 2 of Meatball the Cat
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Simmons realizes he's in love with his roommate, Dexter Grif, and he gets a new job. Not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 1 of Meatball the Cat
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Grif bumps his shoulder. "Only you would be able to call me ugly and come onto me at the same time."
"Is it working?"
"What, calling me ugly?"
"No, me coming onto you."
Grif laughs, shaking his head. "You're so drunk."
"In Vino Veritas."
"I don't speak French, nerd."
"It's Latin, you idiot." Simmons scolds, slapping Grif lightly. "I'm trying to tell you I'm being honest."
"Well, it would be way more convincing if you weren't slurring your words and walking like a pigeon-toed deer."
"If you're not interested you can just say that, asshole."
"I didn't say I wasn't interested, fuckwad. I said I didn't believe you."
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