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An attempt to learn to better understand and control Vash’s powers as a plant goes awry, leaving him stuck in a ridiculous new form until a reversal method can be found.
In the meantime, there are donuts to be stolen, a staircase to be conquered, a dog purse to be shredded, jokes made, and Wolfwood must come to realize just how vulnerable his ankles truly are. -
lessons in arachnology by avicularia
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Oct 2023
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spiders are the most diverse group of arachnids with a bunch of super funky traits. as peter grows, his enhancements grow with him, and every once in a while, a new spider trait pops up, reminding him that he’s not entirely human. how fun is that!
(5 times a new spider trait caught tony off guard, and one time he was totally prepared)
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nominated for best 5 1 in the 2024 irondad creator awards! thank you to whoever nominated!!
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31 May 2023
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Selectively Mouthy by JJanuaryRain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
16 Nov 2023
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"A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. Well, not this crazed mass murderer... God, his life fucking sucks."
Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. Meanwhile, Peter desperately tries to keep his secret identity intact while being pursued by a mercenary he’s only met as Spider-Man. Neither of them are particularly successful.
***Chapter 6 edited 11/11/23, rating updated to Mature***
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22 May 2023
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you dug my heart a grave by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Mar 2023
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He’s laying there, groaning and in pain and clutching his ribs, but even worse—
[Really? Is it really worse? Give it a good, hard think and tell me if this is worse.]
—but even worse, sparks are flying. Literally.
Or: Wade realizes that Spidey is his soulmate.
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- 1/1
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02 Mar 2023
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The Only One by rupertgayes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Mar 2019
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Tony Stark has some suspicions that one of his employees in R&D is sneaking tech to his competitors. He definitely doesn’t like Deadpool, but the regenerating degenerate is reliable - so long as the price is right.
Wade Wilson has been trying to emulate Spider-Man and get out of the merc business for a few months now, and happily takes Stark up on his offer. He even gets to brag to his role model/crush about how he’s been trailing his mark, a nerdy college student named Peter Parker.
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- English
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- 70,375
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- 10/10
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27 Jan 2023
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secret keeper by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.
“Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”
In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.
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07 Jan 2023
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Kill Me, Baby! by spideywhiteys for X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel 616
05 Jan 2023
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Peter Parker’s lived many years by a code of his own making, staining his hands and soul to clean the streets of New York. He’s far too old for daydreams of another life, and wouldn’t get out of the hole he dug even if offered the chance. He doesn’t want to be a ‘hero’. But he might want one of them.
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- English
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- 2/?
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02 Jan 2023
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Arachne's Web by cometponders
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2023
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Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider at three years old. At four, his parents were killed for their research, and he went to live with his aunt and uncle. At six, all three of them died in an explosion.
Peter Parker woke up once more, having caught the attention of a certain spider-god, due to his spidery traits.
Anansi gives a little spider-child a second chance as his ward, favoring him and gifting the boy with more powers.
At age twelve, Peter Parker becomes a vigilante, taking the title of 'Arachne'.
At fourteen, he meets the Avengers, first as Arachne, then as Peter Parker.
And they immediately adore him. How could they not, faced with this adorable, genius, spidery, godling?
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02 Jan 2023
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2022
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“Where’re you off to that’s so much better than hanging out with me, anyway?” Peter joked.
“Top-secret mission,” mumbled Deadpool through a mouthful of quesadillas-plural. “I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”
Peter lowered his voice surreptitiously. “Does Santa need you to save Christmas?”
Deadpool laughed so suddenly that Peter half-expected him to choke. “Do not count on me to save Christmas. If Christmas ever needs saving and I’m the only man for the job, it’s going the way of the dodo.”
“Cheers to that,” said Peter, raising his soda cup, and Deadpool readily knocked it against his own in agreement.
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Due to a series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, workaholic reporter Peter Parker is whisked out of New York for Chanukah and transplanted into a small Midwestern town that's totally cuckoo for Christmas. The only thing making it tolerable is charming, smooth-talking man-in-flannel Wade Wilson, the only other person in town who seems utterly disinterested in the holiday.
Due to an unrelated series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, it seems they've met before.
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- 25/25
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18 Dec 2022
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we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by meekinheritance
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Feb 2019
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Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)
Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.
Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?
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- Part 1 of we are soft
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- English
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- 40,392
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by Spintergem (Greywintergem)
03 Dec 2022
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Lachesism by GabeSolosYourFav
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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The end of the world is more chilling than you'd expect.
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Spider-Man and Deadpool return from the Negative Zone to a destroyed New York.
Except, this time, there isn't anyone. No leftover superheroes from what was effectively the purge- just Peter Parker and Wade Wilson alone in an empty world.
Earth rapidly recovers from the destruction caused by humanity. The two men attempt to find the source of everyone's abrupt exit but are only able to find vague notes about the event. Eventually, they come to a standstill, unable to do anything. During such, Wade struggles with the departure of his daughter while Peter is overcome with guilt for his failure to save the world.
Peter does something stupid. Wade does something stupider. Shenanigans ensue, heartbreak occurs, and they also adopt a dog.
Bookmarked by Spintergem (Greywintergem)
02 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
I keep thinking about this fic. I’ve had dreams about this fic
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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26 Nov 2022
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Already succumbed to joining the Deadpoule cult. It’s all this fics fault
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Lost in a Shadow of You by LunaStories
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2021
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Peter always suspected he’d be a shitty fisherman, but after some rather unfortunate events in New York force him to be a recluse in a secluded coastal town, he can say for certain he sucks at this. Fortunately for him, the resident cryptid, one Siren known as Wade Wilson, is around to save him from himself. Misunderstandings and shenanigans ensue when Peter’s ‘thank you for saving my life’ gifts are mistaken as ‘please have babies with me’ courting gifts by the Siren. Only time (and some low-key therapy) will decide if they figure their shit out.
This is a story of two monsters who despite all the odds, find a home in each other.
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- 8/8
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24 Nov 2022
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Strumming Heart Strings by Blank_Error
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2022
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Sure- Spiderman isn't one to agree with Mercenary Deadpool... But that doesn't mean he doesn't have ears to listen to the man's music! He respects the art not the act.
You can only imagine his struggle when he meets Deadpool as Spiderman- hiding his excitement and thr fact that he must have an autograph all the while scolding his literal hero.
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15 Nov 2022
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Chicken Soup for the Spider Soul by badideababe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Jun 2020
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Peter’s been having a pretty rough go of things ever since Aunt May died. All he wants to do right now is buy himself a depression meal and go the fuck home. Instead, he gets cornered in the soup aisle by his nosy patrol partner, Deadpool, who by all accounts should not have any reason to speak to boring old Peter Parker.
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- 4/?
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Bookmarked by Spintergem (Greywintergem)
14 Nov 2022
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Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.
I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions.
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It's hard, this time of the month. Tony helps Peter through it, no matter how hard or dangerous it is.
Peter doesn't want to go through it alone but he doesn't want to hurt Tony, either.
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07 Nov 2022
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We'll Save Each Other by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jan 2023
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When he wakes up, there's a new doc in the room.
His hair is just one big brown rat’s nest or mop, sticking up every which way like a mad scientist, and he mumbles to himself while he writes, his lower lip jutted out while he nibbles on it. Oh, Wade’s dying, sure, but suddenly he’s reminded that he’s definitely not dead yet.
“Helllllo, nurse,” Wade says right away. He wiggles his knuckle stumps in a wave.
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Chaotic Peter by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
25 Jul 2024
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05 Nov 2022
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What's wrong with you? Hanahaki of course! by SadSkeleton
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Nov 2022
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Peter Parker gets dropped off at his aunt and uncle's house like an unwanted dog. He's left with a hole in his heart and flowers in his lungs, doesn't resent his parents though. He treasures the flowers they left him before they are taken away.
As the years pass Peter cultivates a vast garden in his chest and an ache in his heart. He never resents this, he's happy to have the flowers, happy that he can love people even when they don't love him. Enter Wade Wilson. Just when Peter is sure that he can live the rest of his life just as it is, content that he has people to love, content to love, even without its return, in comes Deadpool. Deadpool with his swords and guns and tacos and surprising insights and humor and giving Peter flowers. Flowers in his lungs and next to his heart and for the first time it hurts.
It hurts to cough up flowers for Wade. Peters heart aches, his throat hurts and for first time in his life he resents the flowers that fall from his mouth. Resents the one who gave them to him. Peter will keep going though, he's never needed to be loved back, why should that change now?
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06 Oct 2022