Goblin_Pudding
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Ayyyy the brain worms got squirmy again, it's all SharkNoises's fault but please don't blame them for this absolute nonsense (ilu Shark).
*****Tags will be evolving over time, as will the rating. I wish I was the kind of person who outlined things. I will try to be as vigilant with tags as I can be but if I miss one, 1) I'm sorry, it was not intentional and 2.) PLEASE TELL ME I will tag it immediately if it's warranted.*****
141 is a prestigious, Michelin restaurant with accolades the world over.
John is quickly going broke taking care of his nephew and needs a job. He has no experience in the hospitality industry and finds fine dining to be a ludicrous display of overindulgence, but a job is a job. Besides which, the chef at 141 is something of an urban legend, and John is endlessly curious.
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Albert Mason is determined to catch a shot of some beavers up in the mountains of West Elizabeth.
As always, Arthur Morgan arrives just in time to watch Albert attempt to get himself killed on accident.
As always, Arthur saves him.
As always, Albert is embarrassed.
Until, he realizes, he may not be the only one with feelings that reach a bit deeper than friendship.[Badly written smut at the end.]
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The Chaos Contained In Quiet by Goblin_Pudding
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), GTFO (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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HEY so if you saw this up previously on my ao3 and then taken down, no ya didn't LOL.
Tags and rating will be evolving over time, I wish I was someone who outlined things but here we are. If I miss one, 1.) I am sorry, it was not intentional and 2.) PLEASE TELL ME I will tag it immediately if it is warranted.
This is a COD / GTFO crossover fic.
Simon "Ghost" Riley, a once infamous assassin, has been taken in by the authorities at last, and is content to spend the rest of his days in a prison colony. Unfortunately, his cellmate, John Price is friendly, confident, and a much better man than he ever was - Ghost would happily die for him. Volunteered without his consent into a blatant suicide mission, he's happy to make good on the sentiment until he's introduced to two fellow prisoner-turned-mercenaries on this mad quest for freedom.
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The True Ending of MWIII That The Church Doesnt Want You To See by Goblin_Pudding
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Nov 2023
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This is the original, true ending to MW3 that was confiscated by the Vatican. Thankfully I’ve been pegging the Pope on the regular and while he was showering I was able to take photos of each page of the script. Translated from its original Aramaic, here it is.
You guys this is so fuckin dumb
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Happy Halloween!
Rot your teeth right out of your head with some fluff before you ruin them with candy
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“Somethin’ you need, Sergeant?” He finally asks, taking another lazy drag. His hold is loose, thick fingers splayed and relaxed as they dwarf the small roll of dark paper.
Soap lets his thumbs dip inward, brushing in a fan over the burning heat of Ghost’s inner thighs. “Not particularly.”
“Then why’re you sittin’ so pretty on your knees for me?”
or: Ghost and Soap wait out a rainstorm
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27 Aug 2024
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"New Regulations" by PunsandPoses for Goblin_Pudding
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
16 Aug 2024
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"Where is that supposed to go?" he inquired, peering at the very skimpy red leotard apparently meant to encase his entire...everything, really.
"On your crotch, sir," the all too perky private answered, like he'd been coached on this particular question. Because, really, who wouldn't be questioning this? "New stealth regs."
"...right."
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19 Aug 2024
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“You’re goin’ down fast.”
“No shit,” Soap starts working his vest off, the weight of it too much on his overstimulated skin. “Reactionary heat’s are a bitch. Gonna be droolin’ and beggin’ for cock in about an hour, I reckon.”
“Christ, Johnny.” The truck doesn’t swerve but there’s a definite jerk and Ghost glares over at him. “Kiss your mum with that mouth?”
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08 Aug 2024
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“Aw, come on now, Mr. Mason. That wasn’t what you told me that day.” The voice drawled, low and rasping from the figure in front of him a second before the man turned to face him, a cockeyed grin turning up his lips.
“Mr. Morgan! My God!” Albert couldn’t help the way his arms opened immediately as he stepped forward in greeting, only catching himself at the last moment and shifting to awkwardly offer a hand instead. “I’m so glad you made it. I didn’t expect to see you today.”
The man smiled, the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes fanning out with the motion. “Wouldn’t have missed it.”
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Albert's gallery showing turns up an unexpected guest, stirring up feelings that have been hiding just beneath the surface for far too long. Feelings that slowly come to light over the course of a rather unexpected journey that tests their new bond.
***Canon Character Death tag does not apply to Arthur, but does apply to some of the other gang members***
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23 Feb 2024
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“You think I’m not enjoying myself because I’m not hurting you?” Simon tried to take a deep breath after that sentence, not particularly wanting to start shouting at a severely inebriated man who already seemed afraid of him if the way he had stiffened at the contact when Simon had grabbed him went.
Soap seems to be laboring under quite a few terrible misconceptions about what sex is supposed to be like. Simon is not about to let those misconceptions stand.
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