GirlOfSaltAndStars



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    “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
    Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

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    or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

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    23 May 2022

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    i cried laughing. normally not one for crack but the sense of humor in this fic matches mine perfectly so 10000000/10

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    “Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
    Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
    Well, except for one.
    “You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
    “Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
    “Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”

    Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.

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    19 Jan 2022

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    love this

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    Phil is the Angel of Death. Somehow this leads to a family

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    23 Jun 2021

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    SO GOOD

  5. Rec 64

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    Jess wakes up beside her grave with no idea how she got there, only knowing one thing: she has to find Sam. [ABANDONED - if you want to adopt this story please msg me on Tumblr]

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    15 Dec 2020

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