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    Shen Qiao has managed to stay out of the tabloids thus far, and he'd really prefer to keep it that way. But after parting ways with his agent, he finds himself trapped in a movie contract that demands he date his costar for publicity.

    Yan Wushi, his other costar, seems determined to make filming a hellish experience for all involved.

    A Spanish translation by VioletRoseDreams is available here.

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    27 Jul 2024

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    Sebastian Moran is a rebel without a cause (literally - pro patria mori is a pile of shite). Jim Moriarty is an evil genius in need of a right hand (not literally - he’s already got one of those in the freezer). It's a relationship meant to be.

    AKA The Life And Times of Sebastian Moran, Bastard Extraordinaire. Spanning seven years and three continents, containing 496 uses of the word "fuck", multiple murders, several criminal acts, a couple of explosions, a large amount of violence and sex (often combined), an utter disregard of rules and morals, and somewhere in the middle of this something that almost looks like a happy and loving relationship.

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    17 Oct 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    After Will was attacked, Alana has been very concerned about his mental health and so has recommended (*ahem* coerced) Will to go to yoga classes to help calm down. But wait! A wild totally-unpredicted-problem appears! Who'd a thunk his yoga class leader would be so ridiculously attractive?
    Gratuitous fluff and cannibalism puns ensue.

    BEWARE, SAILORS, HERE BE RED DRAGON SPOILERS

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    29 Sep 2013

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    As much as Will Graham is pale and retiring before others, or a mosaic before Jack Crawford, he is prismatic in Hannibal’s view. A seething garden to rival all the temptations set before Saint Anthony by the hosts of Hell. It smells of sweet decay; Will is sick with it. And it takes as little as the effortless slide of a fingernail below the surface of his tenuous calm to set the corruption blooming on his skin.

    Mesmerizing. All the more so because Hannibal is intent on teaching Will to want it. Or, rather, showing him that he already does.

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    29 Aug 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Hannibal decides to take Abigail to a fundamentalist Christian abstinence-focused father daughter dance, and manipulates Will into going, as well.
    Will doesn't agree with the whole ordeal.

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    29 Aug 2013