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Bookmarked by Fuckitupkenneth
28 Sep 2021
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"How'd you wind up with a mermaid in your bathtub?" Namjoon asked.
"I told you," Taehyung said. "He's someone's soulmate."
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It’s been two weeks. Hoseok has managed to survive two weeks of Kim Namjoon’s progressively darkening thighs and his cheek craters and his swooshy hair and that stupid laugh he does that makes him sound like a bleating sheep.
Yoongi looks over his shoulder. Stares. Slowly draws his gaze back to Hoseok. “Are we discussing the same man who tried to brush his teeth with sunscreen yesterday?”
“Ew, he did that?”
“Your voice says that’s disgusting but your face says you’re enamored.”
Hoseok presses his palms against his eyes until he sees colored spots. “Make it stop, hyung.”
(Or: Hoseok works at a summer resort and Namjoon is the newest lifeguard. Chaos ensues.)
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Yoongi’s so broke he has to share a shitty apartment with his twin sister, Yoonji. He’s got a shitty 9-9 job in a shitty advertising agency that’s basically killing him. He thinks his life couldn’t possibly get worse until he sees his ex in the drama his sister’s watching.
Yoongi stares.
“We could’ve been rich now if you hadn’t broken up with Jin-oppa…” Yoonji mutters, turning up the volume on the drama she’d been watching. “Maybe you could try calling him-”
“No. We agreed not to bother each other.” Yoongi grunts, trying to tear his eyes away from the screen, but it cuts to a close-up shot of Jin’s lips whispering something, and Yoongi wants to throw the laptop out the window.
“He might want you back…” Yoonji says, in a throwaway sing-song way.
“No. He doesn’t.” Yoongi had made sure of that, and he hates himself for it.
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20-somethings Min Twins working class hell AU in which Yoongi and Seokjin broke up 5 years ago and haven’t seen or talked to each other since. Until now.
Featuring Yoonji in the way that Nicki Minaj features on Monster.Series
- Part 1 of Modern Love
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Bookmarked by Fuckitupkenneth
29 Dec 2018
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Yoongi’s so broke he has to share a shitty apartment with his twin sister, Yoonji. He’s got a shitty 9-9 job in a shitty advertising agency that’s basically killing him. He thinks his life couldn’t possibly get worse until he sees his ex in the drama his sister’s watching.
Yoongi stares.
“We could’ve been rich now if you hadn’t broken up with Jin-oppa…” Yoonji mutters, turning up the volume on the drama she’d been watching. “Maybe you could try calling him-”
“No. We agreed not to bother each other.” Yoongi grunts, trying to tear his eyes away from the screen, but it cuts to a close-up shot of Jin’s lips whispering something, and Yoongi wants to throw the laptop out the window.
“He might want you back…” Yoonji says, in a throwaway sing-song way.
“No. He doesn’t.” Yoongi had made sure of that, and he hates himself for it.
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20-somethings Min Twins working class hell AU in which Yoongi and Seokjin broke up 5 years ago and haven’t seen or talked to each other since. Until now.
Featuring Yoonji in the way that Nicki Minaj features on Monster.Series
- Part 1 of Modern Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,944
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Comments:
- 601
- Kudos:
- 1,190
- Bookmarks:
- 244
- Hits:
- 26,478
Bookmarked by Fuckitupkenneth
29 Dec 2018