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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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16 Dec 2024
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Elias calls in a favor from an old friend, and no one besides Jon seems to care that he’s invited an avatar of Corruption to stay at the institute.
Jon won’t let his guard down, no mater how many times Martin Blackwood saves his life.
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12 Nov 2024
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Say You Love Me (Learn to Lie) by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2022
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It shouldn’t have been surprising to learn that Martin hated him. He had been, he knew, a truly terrible boss - he’d treated Martin horribly, caused him to lose his home, nearly gotten him killed. Really, it had been ridiculous to ever think that Martin wouldn’t hate him.
Still, Jon had been trying, in his own way, to make it up to him. There wasn’t exactly a card at the drugstore that said, “I’m sorry I berated you for six months and caused you to nearly be eaten by a swarm of worms of potentially supernatural origin,” but he’d been trying. He brought Martin breakfast every morning, made sure the breakroom cabinets were stocked with his favorite blends of tea, and had tried to work some genuine praise into his feedback of Martin’s work. None of it was the direct apology that his conscience told him he really ought to give, but Martin had appreciated it. Or seemed to, anyway.
Jon wasn’t certain what motivated the decision he made next - whether it was guilt or spite or something else. He could, he knew, be quite petty when the situation called for it. Either way, he made up his mind then and there to prove Martin wrong. He was going to be the best fake boyfriend he could be.
A Fake Dating AU!
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04 Nov 2024
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“I am not looking for a relationship, neither romantic nor sexual. I just want to meet interesting people and have interesting conversations, because all my friends are busy and I’m bored.”
“Just your average late-20s gay guy looking to expand his dating pool. I’m not looking for anything serious, but I’m not opposed to it either if we hit it off :)”
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Jon and Martin both join the same dating app.- Language:
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25 Oct 2024
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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18 Jul 2024