Fight_The_Heteronormatives
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The Tragedy of Grizzer the Noble by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Kanan (Comics)
22 Oct 2021
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While the Clone Wars rages on in the galaxy at large, Coruscant - its upper levels, at least - has remained mostly untouched. If this gives you the impression that this means there is routine, and order, and peace on the Core planet, you are very mistaken. Tune in for: even MORE cute children, the forceful adoption of multiple commanders by way of clingy jedi initiates, and the rescue of the Little Massiff Who Could (Bite That Awful Senator).
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- Part 4 of How Parent-Happy Clones saved the Galaxy
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Bui’tsad by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jun 2021
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Mando'a, lit. "Family Lineage".
Thanks to the meddling of Master Yoda and a handwave on some of those pesky moral obligations, Krayt Clan has been deployed to the front. Most of them, at least.
The adjustment is not a fun one, and in spite of the best efforts of their master's and men, some poorly-hidden truths will need to be acknowledged and accepted. Like how sometimes, you need to hunt down your great-grandmaster for sport.
Tune in for cute kids, protective troopers, and awkward conversations about adoption that probably should've been had a good deal before now.
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- Part 3 of How Parent-Happy Clones saved the Galaxy
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Be'jetii Dikut'la by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic (Comics)
26 Feb 2021
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Mando'a, lit. "Jedi Idiocy".
After the padawan trials on Moi'cha, many masters decided that taking on a padawan in the middle of such conflict would be unwise. The padawans left over from said trials were left disappointed and confused, not understanding what they'd done wrong.
Fortunately, they're not left to suffer long. Unfortunately, their masters' suffering is only beginning, as they try to figure out how to make inter-galactic conflict interesting and entertaining enough to be a decent, nostalgic childhood for the padawans in their care.
At least their men are willing to help. There is absolutely no way that can go wrong. At all. It'll be fine. You'll see.
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- Part 2 of How Parent-Happy Clones saved the Galaxy
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Commandike by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic (Comics)
02 Jan 2021
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Mando'a, lit. "Little Commanders".
At the beginning of the Clone Wars, the Jedi Council began fearing they would lose one of their best - Anakin Skywalker. In their fear of him quitting the Order, they issued him a padawan. It was a desperate move, and one they weren't exactly proud of, but it worked. Not only did Ahsoka Tano wind up a competent leader and devoted Jedi, but her master also grew closer to the Order and the other jedi around him as a result.
As the war has dragged on, many masters have either died or been forced to compromise their principles. No longer satisfied with current events, even the most loyal among them have questioned their actions and faith.
In short: well, if it works once...
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Or: everyone gets a padawan, everything is dramatic, and the jedi half-forgot how absolutely Mandalorian their clones are and left their children in adoption-range. Expect shenanigans, misadventures, and Palpatine's unfortunate, humiliating demise. What a shame.Partially inspired by the Soft Wars series by Project0506.
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- Part 1 of How Parent-Happy Clones saved the Galaxy
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“Remember that museum in Florence?” he asked, “The one with that ‘Love Through The Ages’ exhibit?”
“Must you mention that?” Joe groaned.
“Dare I ask?” Nile added from behind Andy, where she was watching their six.
She could hear a smile in Andy’s voice as she spoke. “Joe drew a couple of more…risqué pictures of Nicky, along with some early drafts for his poetry, and then lost them. He thought they were gone for good; then we found them in a display in Florence.”
“Bastards,” Joe muttered.
“They were for our six-hundredth anniversary. They were…not Joe’s best work, perhaps.”
“I didn’t think they were that bad.”
“You compared my tongue to a sea cucumber.”
“I was experimenting!”
“Shh!” Andy hissed, but her eyes were sparkling.
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How Parent-Happy Clones saved the Galaxy by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic (Comics), Star Wars: Kanan (Comics), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Oct 2021
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Adventures in Super-Parenting by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Sep 2018
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Derek gets a business and a home. Stiles gets his own Batman. The sheriff gets hash browns. The Stilinski household is expanded without anyone quite talking about it.
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30 Dec 2024
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Stiles has a stomachache.
Warning: Teenagers referring dismissively to eating disorders.
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15 Dec 2024
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Circa "Abomination", Derek tells his betas a story after they're too beaten up to train any more.
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Bookmarked by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
15 Dec 2024
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Stiles lives with the aftereffects.
Bookmarked by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
15 Dec 2024
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"Her eyes scanned him worriedly, and Tim didn’t immediately launch into an explanation of how he was okay, really, just a bit cold. He just stood there and breathed in the warmth radiating from the little farmhouse.
Honestly, Tim wasn’t sure if he was okay.
“C’mon in, dear. We’ll get you dry, though I’m afraid Conner’s not here. He’s staying with Clark and Lois in Metropolis this week,” Ma said.
“I know.” Tim’s voice came out as a croak. “I wasn’t looking for him, I don’t—I’m not sure why I came here.”
Tim accidentally comes out to Bruce after a long patrol, panics, and runs to the Kent's farm on pure instinct.
Bookmarked by Fight_The_Heteronormatives
11 Dec 2024