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    Namjoon, a drunk lobster, runs into a police officer while escaping a Halloween party. In his defense, the lobster mask blocked his view of the police officer's not-so-official booty shorts.

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    31 Oct 2024

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    “oh shit,” taehyung breathes, digging his elbow into jimin’s ribs and gasping like a victorian maid, “he’s here.”

    jungkook spills half his drink on himself, whipping around so fast to follow taehyung’s gaze to the front hallway, but jimin just rolls his eyes.

    “where?” he asks, going on his toes slightly to see over jungkook’s head, “that little guy in the leather jacket?"

    “no, no, next to him,” taehyung hisses and jimin frowns.

    “that’s kim seokjin. i’ve definitely already fucked him, i snapchatted you, remember?”

    “no not jin-hyung,” jungkook says, “behind him. in the thrasher hoodie.”

    jimin is about to start audibly scoffing, but then the crowd gathered around the front door of whoever’s apartment this is parts different, ripples like a wave around the person who has just arrived with seokjin and his small, angry, hot friend - yoombi, jimin thinks his name might have been - and, oh.

    “hold my beer,” jimin says.

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    29 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    The first curiosity is that since this guy Yoongi started, the meager rations the nutritionist decreed for Namjoon’s regime smell… strangely edible. Tempting, even.

    The second is that someone has been leaving food out in the house.

    Two nights ago when he stumbled upon a steaming bowl of ramen, smack on the kitchen table of his otherwise empty dining room, Joon thought maybe Hoseok or one of the staff had made himself a late-night ramen. It happened sometimes—somebody worked to the point of fainting, and they got a stealth delivery brought to the back alley entrance, or hit a convenience store.

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    06 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Namjoon has worked as Randa Song, the country’s most famous pornstar for a decade. He is well known for being the gentle and sweet top and the master of vanilla sex. That is until he meets the angelic rookie Doh Ian or Jeon Jungkook who has always bottomed in his career. And together, their worlds would be shaken forever.

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    Namjoon bottoms for the first time in his career, Jungkook gives him a kink awakening.

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    31 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Seven strangers meet on a rainy night in a sleepy laundromat in Seoul.

    Let's dance.

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    12 May 2024

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