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Fax machine nosies by Expired_applejuice
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2022
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Sam and max one shot stories, I’m gonna just update when I want.
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The sheriff crew comes back home for a well deserved break, but maomao can’t shake the feeling of something being off. This leads him into an emotional break down, which badgerclops tries to help him through.
This is like a mini vent thing nothing serious but relatable.
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These bitches gay by Expired_applejuice
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
30 Dec 2021
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After a long day of work Sam gives max a massage
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Shane has very real problems. Sophia has an unhealthy desire to save people. The two former city dwellers wind up in the same small town, one by choice and the other by necessity. Both introverts, both outsiders, they’re swept into one another’s orbit until they can’t even touch the ground – but falling in love can't fix everything.
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27 Mar 2023
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There's something odd about the new couple that just moved in down the street. Something that doesn't quite fit with picturesque suburban living. Something lurking behind that trimmed lawn and white picket fence...
Dan and Herbert have been married for ten years and bouncing from place to place for most of them, leaving ruin in their wake. But this time is going to be different. Dan is going to make sure of that. He'll charm housewives, keep a pristine house, and manage his unruly husband so they can finally have a place to call home. Everyone in Glenville will know the Cain-Wests as the perfect neighbours.
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17 Mar 2023
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Once Duck finds out that Red isn't afraid of anything, he makes it his goal to find out what Red is scared of.
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03 Jan 2023
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no matter what we must eat to live by LittleMeowMeowEnjoyer
Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)
15 Oct 2022
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The little yellow one was sitting on the kitchen tiles, legs criss-crossed, fiddling with the untied laces of his trainers. Red kept glancing over from his place at the stove, stirring the bubbling liquid in the soup pot.
“Hey,” Red intoned, glancing again at the smaller one and his spot in front of the fridge. “Wanna come taste this?”
“Huh?”
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25 Oct 2022
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Not a Robot by TheScienceGirl10
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs), Herbert West - Reanimator - H. P. Lovecraft
10 Jul 2022
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Dan accidently makes a comment to Herbert about his manerisms, not realizing how harmful they could be.
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17 Aug 2022