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Practically Annie (Except not Annie at all) by ExhaustedSunflower
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Jan 2024
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“This is a lot to process right now. Would you like them to step outside? Maybe take a break?”
Thank God someone said it. Jesus.
“Yes. Good idea. Yeah, yep, yes, please.”
The Stark’s are rushed out of the room and Peter jumps far away from the door in order to not have to touch them right now. He needs to be far away. The only person that doesn’t leave is the social worker lady, and that's fine. She’s not a liar. She’s the only one giving him any choices today.
“Can we open that window, please?” He requests, finally giving in and sitting down.
The woman rushes to the window, pushing it up.
“Do you want to talk? Or just sit here?”
He has no idea what to say, but also, if he sits here in silence he’ll probably explode. When he doesn’t respond right away, still breathing unevenly, she makes a comment on a bird she sees outside. It’s a red cardinal, apparently when you see one it means someone who passed away is watching over you.
He likes this woman.
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Or, Peter has been homeless since the blip, and then the Stark’s eventually find out and adopt him.
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How did we get here? (Title WIP) by ExhaustedSunflower
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 May 2023
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“A hero? Like you? You're a lab rat, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!”
He hadn’t meant to say that. Truly, he hadn’t. He’s supposed to be actively diffusing the situation. Actually, he's supposed to be doing the mature thing and moving forward with the mission. But in his opinion it was an achievement he’d gone that long without actually retaliating. You can only push a man so far.
“Put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.”
So, he’s not succeeding in his endeavor to not fight Captain America. If you listen closely, you might be able to hear Howard Stark screeching from his penthouse in hell.
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This starts off during Marvel’s Avengers and leaves off after the fight in a world where they all stayed to help clean up the aftermath and figure out what’s next for the Avengers. Inspired by what it would be like if the writers acknowledged at all that Steve Rogers was technically the youngest on the team and maybe gave him some time to adjust and show his personality.
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Of all the things to be least expected from a group of reincarnated queens of england, this is the strangest. Also perhaps the most infuriating, or entertaining, depending on who you are. It’s unexpected, inaccurate, and also quite ironic.
Upon reincarnation, the queens had a general sense of what age they were in their new bodies. There seemed to have been some kind of order, though it didn’t make much sense. Kitty’s the youngest, and she was the youngest when she died. They had expected Jane to be the second youngest, so that first day when they woke up Anna had addressed the seemingly second youngest of the bunch.
Only to be made aware that it is Catalina.
Catalina de Aragon reincarnated as a sixteen year old.
And she was very offended by this.
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“Mija-“
“No! Don’t mija me! I’m revoking your right to use that. You can’t sweet talk your way out of me taking care of you. You’re the mija right now, not me.”
Catherine stares at her.
“I… can’t use the word mija anymore?”
“No, mija.”
“I’m the mija.” She repeats, just to be sure she heard correctly.
“You’re the mija.” Anne nods sagely, as if what she just said makes all the sense in the universe. Which it might, honestly. Who’s to say what makes sense in a universe where six former queens of England are reincarnated and starring in their own musical?
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Or, Catalina has a sensory overload in a dirty bathroom and Anne finds her and aggressively takes care of her.
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They all enjoy the freedom that comes with this life, just each with their own set of difficulties. For Catalina, there are a few. One of them is house work.
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There is a reason for every little thing we do by ExhaustedSunflower
Fandom: Six - Marlow/Moss
21 Aug 2020
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The Truth and Nothing But by The Last Good Name (thelastgoodname)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
30 Dec 2017
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Her parents and Killian just want Emma to open up a little, and surely the means justify the ends.
After all, that's the point of fairy tales; the good guys always do the right thing in the end.
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13 Dec 2024
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”You smell like wet dog.” Alastor quipped.
Angel mumbled something that was probably very witty.
“I didn’t catch that.” He smiled absently.
With what was clearly a great deal of effort, Angel Dust managed to lift his head. “You’re one to fuckin’ talk.”
Alastor blinked, then uttered a laugh while simultaneously twisting the tap to cold.
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Alastor drags Angel home after a four day bender and several stark realities are made clear. Namely, that Alastor has no business being a motivational speaker.
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04 Feb 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jul 2024
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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16 Jan 2024
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Izzy crossed his arms. “What are you gonna do to me, then? Torture? Lashing? Blackbeard’s already taken most of my toes, and it’s not like you have a lot of options, with the leg and all —”
“We’re not gonna hurt you, dude,” Pete said.
“Jesus, man,” Archie muttered. “Hasn't anyone done anything nice for you before?”
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15 Oct 2023
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“How are you so cold??”
“You left me.” He didn’t sound petulant, he didn’t.
“I left you with a warm bed.”
“Coldblooded.”
“A menace more like.”
“I can do both.”
A snort of laughter escaped Aziraphale before he turned around in Crowley’s embrace. Warm blue grey eyes washed over him and a soft smile that melted every sharp edge not already blurred by sleep and love. “Hello love.”
A year in and his face still flushes with warmth, his throat still constricts a bit, and his heart feels like it’s fit to burst it’s swelling so large in his chest. “’Morning ‘Ziraphale,” he manages around the heart lodged in his throat, “love you.”
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28 Sep 2023