Ewebie

Coffee chugging human gremlin



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    Greg Lestrade: father of three, widower, copper, and testing the waters with a longstanding, previously non-romantic relationship
    Mycroft Holmes: desperately in love with Greg, protective, and maybe a bit terrified of the children

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    I left my baby and it feels so bad
    Guess my race is run
    She's the best girl that I ever had
    I fought the law and the law won
    I fought the law and the
    ~ The Clash

    This series is a compilation of the Mystrade's I have dotting my fic archive. Now you can find them all in one place!

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  4. Summary

    The Tumblr Shorts that are all about John Watson pre-Sherlock. It's mostly army stuff. Mostly Jolto relationship. Since it doesn't fit as Johnlock, but is 100% John centric, I've given it its own series.

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  5. Summary

    Pretty self-explanatory. But you know who you are...

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    "Well. I'm flattered and insulted. Just another afternoon with Mycroft Holmes."

    "I do so like to be consistent."

    There were any number of reasons why this was a terrible idea—not the least of which was that Mycroft seemed to think that making Greg angry amounted to a sort of charm.

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    15 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don't use the bookmark function often in AO3... I'm just bad at it. But this bookmark should have been made YEARS ago.

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    Grinning and giggling, John slides back down under the sheet and pulls it over his head. He finds Sherlock waiting for him, eyes bright and hair wild, the firelight bleeding through the thin fabric, colouring everything in soft peach and topaz, and in that moment he is so suddenly, unexpectedly, ethereally beautiful that John forgets how to breathe.

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    19 Nov 2019

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    They stood face to face in the middle of a clearing. The dim light of the moon barely allowed Sherlock to see the glassy terror in John’s eyes and the sweat that glistened off his forehead. His nose was bleeding again, blood dripping in a slow stream from his right nostril.

    They were both gasping for air, John’s eyes locked on Sherlock’s. There was no recognition there, just wild animal fear.

    Time stood still for an eternal few seconds, and Sherlock took a shaky breath. “John—”

    Spell broken, John spun and bolted back into the woods.

    Still heaving for air, Sherlock took off after him.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    05 Jun 2019

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    It's Halloween and Sherlock's vampire costume is turning John on, but Sherlock doesn't quite get the idea of a sexy vampire. At least…not at first.

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    31 Oct 2018