Empirical_Equipoise
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- due South (1)
- Leverage (US TV 2008) (1)
- Check Please! (Webcomic) (1)
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"You need a line to toe, Nate? Here it is. But if you pull a stunt like this again, you’re going to find out what I usually do. And you’re going to like it even less than this.”
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The first thing Larissa Duan thinks about Jack Zimmerman is: “Fuck. That guy needs a lot of hugs.”
In which Lardo takes care of her hockey team. Some need more attention than others.
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- Part 1 of The Baking Bad Verse
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In which Vecchio's replacement is an asshat, Benton needs a break, and Kowalski is a cowboy. My first ever attempt at fanfiction and it happened to be an AU kid!fic set in Wyoming. Title and name of Kowalski's progeny shamelessly stolen from Dan Seals' song. I really don't know why, but plot bunnies are known to be unpredictable.
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countdown, baby! by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) for murdockphobic
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Aug 2024
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Ted's sexuality crisis is very normal, fast, and calm.
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- Part 11 of ted lasso snippets :)
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22 Dec 2024
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e-rated ted lasso snippets by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
27 May 2024
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A collection of e-rated snippets from my Ted Lasso sideblog. Some are just unfinished snippets I'll probably never add to, some might be from prompts/ask games.
1: Ted ties Trent up and teases him. (For the prompt "Desperation".)
2: Beard joins Ted and Trent for a threesome in the funniest, stupidest way possible. (For the dialogue prompt "Mind if I join?")
3: Uh oh sisters it's the deeply embarrassing CRACK VENOM AU NO ONE ASKED FOR!! Everyone clap and cheer Trent has an alien inside him if ya know what i m-- (AKA Crack Venom Consentacles AU)
4: Getting fucked by a man in incredibly ugly shoes. (AKA, "Getting fucked by a man in crocs. Tragic" Ted puts his dick between Trent's thighs instead of where Trent wants him to put it.)Series
- Part 16 of tumblr snippets
- Part 5 of ted lasso snippets :)
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21 Dec 2024
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The hunger is constant: the unspeakable, dark craving for the flickering flame of life inside another person, the urge to take and take until the eyes glaze over and there’s nothing left to burn. Ted’s got a few decades’ worth of practice at keeping a tight lid on it by now. Still, some days are harder than others.
But annoying people into being the best versions of themselves they can be—well, that’s doing them a favor in the long run, ain’t it?
[A What We Do in the Shadows AU. Ted Lasso is the nicest energy vampire you’re ever likely to meet. Promise.]
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16 Dec 2024
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Ted’s son Henry has a new hobby: rock climbing. Ted doesn’t know anything about rock climbing, but AFC Richmond’s resident writer, Trent Crimm, does.
Trent offers to help Ted learn the ropes. It’s the start of something that reaches deep into the lives of both men.
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15 Dec 2024
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An incomplete transcript of long distance calls from 1 (316) 555-2277.
Or: Ted gets a landline, starts talking with Trent, and never stops.
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14 Dec 2024