EfficientlyProcrastinating
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Oh I wish I had a river (I could skate away on) by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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“I have a spare pair, you know.”
“Good. You’ll have some if those ones break.”
Inej laughed, a melodic, tinkling sound, like the Christmas bells that rang out from the chapel for midnight mass. Kaz was still yet to find a jar strong enough to go hold it.
“Or… you could have a go?”
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Kaz watches Inej skate (in a not creepy way, he swears), and she invites him to join her. The only problem is, well, he can’t skate.
Not a modern AU, I’m sure they had ice skates whenever six of crows was roughly set (I did no research). Also what fits Inej more perfectly than LITERAL KNIFE SHOES idk I just feel like she’d slay at figure skating. Anyways, enjoy! (Or don’t, free will exists for now so you do you)
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- Part 4 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Red had always been Regulus’ favourite colour.
He would never admit it if you asked him. He’d always say it was green. He did like green, really he did, but red was always special to Regulus.
It reminded him of James.
~Or~
Regulus spends his Christmas thinking about James.
Chapter 1 is with the happy ending, chapter two is with the sad one
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- Part 3 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Won’t you stay another day (stay now) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2024
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Advent was always just another countdown for Wylan. For him, it never felt like counting down to Christmas. It always felt like counting down to Christmas being over.
He knew, realistically, that all things in life had to end. He knew that one day he would reach his end. And he knew that when he did, it would be a long while before Jesper came with him.
~Or~
Wylan begins the countdown. To Christmas!
Just ignore the MCD tag 🤪Series
- Part 2 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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What Christmas Means to Me by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
01 Dec 2024
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“I hear Christmas was about religion too, long ago.” She murmured.
“Yes. Though now it just seems to be a vessel for capitalism.” Matthias snarked “Though, of course, it’s all for Ghezen. What would be better for the God of Trade than spending too much money on overpriced items with ‘Christmas’ slapped on the front.” His tone was mocking, and Inej felt she understood.
“The only celebration the Suli have around then is Sankta Maryas day. It’s on the 6th.”
~Or~
Inej and Matthias talk about their individual experiences with Christmas, and Inej makes a trip to Fjerda.
Series
- Part 1 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
29 Jul 2024
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
Nina is the exact same as usual
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Effies Christmas Countdown by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Dec 2024
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A fic a day until Christmas! (Yeah right) Will probably mostly stay in Six of Crows, Stranger Things and Maurauders but might have one or two others!
This has now become just a regular collection of Christmas fics. I severely overestimated my abilities here, but I’ll still try to have one for every day of advent, even if it takes a few years. I have ideas, but also seasonal depression. Yippee?
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Moony and Padfoot are both well-known online streamers that meet in an Among Us lobby organized by Lily. They instantly connect with their quick banter and similar interests, even with a whole ocean between them.
Remus is alright with crushing on Sirius from afar. Until fans start shipping them and give them the name Wolfstar. Utterly ridiculous, of course. But why does Remus’ heart make a leap every time he thinks about it? And why, after countless hours on Discord calls, does he get the feeling that Sirius might feel the same?
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21 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Ehhehehehehheheheheejehemsmshhehsh
Really puts the gay into gamer -
Geric Kinktober 2024 by EfficientlyProcrastinating (orphan_account), Padfootandpr0ng (orphan_account)
Fandoms: An Inspector Calls - Priestley, An Inspector Calls (2015)
31 Oct 2024
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Me and my friend wanted to do Kinktober, but didn’t want to traumatise our actual ships, thus was born: Geric. We dedicate this to all EX! GCSE English lit students WHO ARE NOW ADULTS MKAY AND OLD ENOUGH TO READ THIS 18 FIC. And without further ado:
Geric kinktober 2024
(Made using the 2023 prompts)Day 1: Leather
Day 2: Roleplay
Day 3: Hate Sex
Day 4: Prostitution
Day 5: Sweat
Day 6: Dub-Con
Day 7: Waxplay
Day 8: Gore
Day 9: Stripping
Day 10: Praise kink
Day 11: Humiliation
Day 12: Costumes
Day 13: Heartbeat
Day 14: Cloning & Selfcest
Day 15: Shotgunning
Day 16: Gags
Day 17: Threesome
Day 18: Olfactophilia
Day 19: Uniform
Day 20: Foodplay
Day 21: Lingerie
Day 22: Bondage
Day 23:S&M
Day 24: Cross dressing
Day 25: Edging
Day 26: Masturbation
Day 27: Collaring
Day 28: Body worship
Day 29: Dick pics
Day 30: Free day
Day 31: MemessssssBookmarked by EfficientlyProcrastinating
01 Nov 2024
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The summer of '80, a few weeks before he's due to start high school, Eddie gets I don't think of you all that often anyway, and his heart jumps. He knows it's not directed at him. It can't be - it's one of the hardfast rules.
Lies of omission don't count, half truths don't count, joking usually doesn't count, and it only counts if you're saying the lie to someone, not just telling yourself. So whoever his soulmate is talking to - they do think about this person often, even if they feel like they have to pretend they don't.
But it gives Eddie an idea.
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A soulmate AU where the lies you say get inked onto your soulmate's skin, featuring romantic and platonic soulmates - or, Eddie's journey in finding his soulmate and letting himself be worked into the found family that is the Party.
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Bookmarked by EfficientlyProcrastinating
26 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I’ve already reread it 3 times, I’m shocked that I haven’t bookmarked it. Truly one of my faves!
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Stephen Harrington was a quiet child. He never cried, calmly and easily carried any inconvenience and hardly bothered his mother. No one knew yet that the cause lay in his own body. Genetic disorder, mutation, malfunction in the body, error that cannot be cured or corrected.
Steve knew from childhood that he was a freak, in this world he had to live by the rules, play his role with skill of professional actor. It doesn’t mean that it’s easy for him. It also doesn’t mean he knows what he’s doing.
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15 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Loveeeeeeeeee
Of course Steve wouldn’t be able to feel pain
That lil saviour complex of his tut tut -
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Steve Harrington keeps hooking up with Eddie Munson at Skull Rock.
He's not sure if it really means anything to Eddie... until he brings a girl there, and the truth unexpectedly surfaces.Series
- Part 1 of Steddie Week 2024