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One day we'll be but remenants, until then let's just be alive by 2b vertical jump (Eey0re)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
19 Dec 2024
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The Old Man has a lot of regrets, but before he had regrets he had actions, actions that doomed Parkour Civilization more than anything the Evil Champion could have done.
Let's rewind, let's take it back to the early days of his reign as Neo and the other Parkour Legends are swept away by the inevitability of the narrative.
You can fight, you can struggle, but we all know how this story ends...
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Survival of the monstrous (is that so bad to be a monster?) by 2b vertical jump (Eey0re)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
23 Nov 2024
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That night Seawatt awakes to the delicious smell of cooking meet, before he knew it he'd stumbled up to rest his chin over Evbo's shoulder where he was tending to the furnace.
In the darkness it's difficult to see Evbo's face at all, just the warm glow of the fire casting the planes of his face into a stark white. In the harsh lighting he looks almost inhuman...
AKA. Obligatory PkCiv cannibalism fic
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Poems from the Universe by 2b vertical jump (Eey0re)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
16 Nov 2024
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After the event's of Parkour Civilization, Emf realises that their God isn't aging like they are. Knowing that they'd inevitably have to leave Evbo behind, they record some words for Evbo to hold onto after they're gone.
The words echo out across the universe, lovingly etched into the night sky as stars by Evbo. Players throughout Parkour Civilization hear them and take courage or comfort in them.
Aka. The origns of The End Poem within PkCiv
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- Part 1 of PkCiv culture from the obsessions of 2b
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Songs from the Noob level by 2b vertical jump (Eey0re)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
10 Nov 2024
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Stuck together in the Fighter level and dealing with hunger pains, Evbo shares a part of Noob culture with Seawatt, lying together and filling time with songs in order to forget the starvation.
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- Part 2 of PkCiv culture from the obsessions of 2b
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The Bad Boys try makeup!
A little segment for each Bad Boy, how they discovered makeup and how they came to wear it. Set a bit ambiguously after FHSY, as a treat.
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PkCiv culture from the obsessions of 2b by 2b vertical jump (Eey0re)
Fandom: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
16 Nov 2024
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here in parkour civilization nobody should have to jump for the beef by starlightbathedsleep
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
23 Nov 2024
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“I never realized how weak, and small I was until I reached the master level. all the masters are shredded! Even seawatt was kinda buff… I mean, when you dropped from the sky when I was still a pro I thought you were a god. So beautiful and muscular and just radiating an authoritative air and oh my god your jewellery-. Oh! and the food on the master level? Those golden carrots were like ambrosia to me. And pumpkin pie? Cake? heavenly.” he rambled.
“you’re telling me the noobs were eating raw beef?” Emf said, horrified.
“Actually, most of us were eating raw chicken, beef was the harder jump. you and I wouldn't bat an eye at a 1 block vertical jump now, but making that jump when you're so malnourished you can't sprint? it was better to take the safer option for your only meal for the day, if the pros came down at all.”
emf felt ill. they couldn't imagine eating once a day, and being forced to eat raw meat at that.
“Wait, what do you mean if the pros came down?”--
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Emf asks Evbo for advice on how to solve the food issue on the lower levels, learns some new things, and gets a boyfriend in the process.Series
- Part 1 of Star's Parkourverse
Bookmarked by Eey0re
19 Dec 2024
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Mercy for the Lamb by RhymesWithChronic
Fandom: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series)
17 Dec 2024
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After being killed by an Iron Sword in PVP Civilization during his time in the cell, Evbo respawns in Parkour Civilization.
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Bookmarked by Eey0re
17 Dec 2024
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No one really knows anything about avians in Parkour Civilisation. Or at least, if anyone does know about them, they're not telling Evbo.
This is unfortunate, because Evbo IS an avian. And he gets the sense he's really bad at being one.or, evbo is a duck avian who doesn't know basic wing care. or anything else about being a duck.
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- Part 1 of amber's parkciv and adjacent
Bookmarked by Eey0re
03 Nov 2024
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throw down your crown by wolf_zer0 for Panziku_Nox
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
25 Apr 2021
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Soulmates aren't just given to you. Soulmarks don't just appear on their own. Relationships, soul-related or otherwise, take time. Effort. Care. You need to work for them. And rarely are they absolutely perfect.
Technoblade doesn't want a soulmate. He's fine on his own.
(He's lying to himself.)
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- Part 1 of of carrion and companionship
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Bookmarked by Eey0re
07 Sep 2024
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In which Fabian learns that drag is not exclusive to gay men and tries to get all the boys of the bad kids to put in a drag show with him.
Bookmarked by Eey0re
17 Jun 2024