Dog_Bearing_Gifts
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Just as Neville Longbottom has settled into his post as Herbology Professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a letter arrives from Draco Malfoy. It's polite, it's friendly, and it's asking him to grow pot. For medicinal purposes, of course.
Things just get weirder from there.
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“Look. I don’t know if getting ‘em away from their dad would change what happens. Maybe they’ll grow up to be just fine and the world’ll get hit by an asteroid or a nuke or something. Lot of shit can happen between now and then.”
“But?”
“But if you want to give ‘em a chance to grow up normal, this year’s as good as any.”
Hazel and Agnes escaped the apocalypse, but Agnes isn't content to sit by and let the world be destroyed. Not when it means leaving those seven kids who frequented her donut shop to suffer.
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When Vanya was four, Reginald Hargreeves visited her cell. But not to take her powers away. Just to let her know he could. Just to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that her powers were a privilege he could rescind should she ever choose not to fall in line.
Years later, the old man is dead—and the last sibling Vanya wants to see has reappeared in the Academy courtyard.
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The Last Will and Testament of Sir Reginald Hargreeves by Dog_Bearing_Gifts
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Aug 2019
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves writes each of his children more or less out of his will. His reasons….probably won't shock you all that much. I mean, not even the afterlife could soften a hardass like him.
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After fifty years, his memories of Klaus are as sharp as ever. It's hard to forget someone like that.
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A broken young vet walks into a bar. He's drunk, and sobbing over a picture of men he can't possibly know.
Somebody wants to kick him out.
Somebody else says no.
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It's over. Ernesto de la Cruz is in police custody, his recorded confession having been seen by millions, and Hector somehow survived the night. Now he has a choice: press charges for his own murder, or drop the charges and quietly go about his life.
All choices have consequences, though. Pursuing justice for a ninety-six year-old murder is no exception. And some secrets may have been better off buried.
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Whipping boy, noun - A boy raised as a friend to a prince and who receives punishment in his stead.
Being an outcast in your own family is one of the worst things imaginable. Then again, being Number One isn't exactly a walk in the park either. For when a team fails, it is their leader who takes the fall.
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25 Oct 2019
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“Dad!”
Nothing.
“Dad, please, I’m scared!”
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Luther raises a hand tentatively, brings it to rest against Reginald’s shoulder- his hand goes through him. Shimmers bright blue for the briefest of seconds, sending a weird tingling feeling through his body. Luther pulls it away quickly, as if it burned.
Reginald doesn’t look up.
Maybe Luther's dead.
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30 Sep 2019
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Spawned from a conversation, just how does the Commission pay their agents? Well if Gloria is anything to go by, overworked employees do it
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Emmett works mornings in the Currency Exchange department at the Commission and that suits him just fine. Each day is the same which also suits him just fine. Then his routine is thrown off and.... well, that suits him just fine too.
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28 Apr 2019
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"huh..weird, i don't see them anywhere--mama coco? did you fall asleep?...mama coco..?wake up, mama coco!....mama coco? ...wake up, please!! please wake up, mama coco,please-!!"
but she never woke up again....
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03 Sep 2018
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Aw, jeez. This is beautifully bittersweet.
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One visit to the Land of the Dead was not enough to grant Miguel any supernatural powers. Five visits, however....
Oscar and Felipe find a loophole to the curse and it turns into a game played behind Imelda's back.
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Five times Miguel was cursed to come back to the Land of the Dead and one time he did it himself
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31 May 2018