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Always the Last to Know by nv-md (ANW815) for chachisoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2023
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“I’m not napping,” Harry mumbled, his face still pressed to the floor. “I’m thinking.”
“Salazar help us,” Draco muttered, walking around Harry’s prone body. Out of the corner of his eye, a bit blurrily, Harry watched as Draco lay beside him. “And what, pray tell, is so difficult to ponder that it requires a lie down?”
Harry took a deep breath, very much considered lying, closed his eyes, and said, “Love.”
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19 Nov 2024
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Say When by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for apricitydays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2024
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When Auror Harry Potter is sent in undercover to determine if Draco Malfoy is laundering money through his BDSM club, will he be able to keep up the ruse and close the case? Or, more to the point, will he keep from falling in love?
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18 Nov 2024
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Potter’s breathing is uneven. “I was saying—I don’t think you heard me. Are you listening?”
“I’m on a tight schedule, Potter. I don’t make exceptions for the Chosen One, no matter how fit he is.” Draco hums in satisfaction as he measures Potter’s other wrist. Potter’s skin is so warm and soft. Draco could dive into it and never come up for air. “I’m going to measure your legs now.”
Potter makes a stricken sound and tries to grab Draco. “Wait—no—I—”
Draco dodges him and kneels on the floor. Ludicrous man. “Oh, heavens.”
Draco is face to face with Potter’s erection. His boxer briefs are obscenely tented, a small wet spot just below the waistband.
“It’s not what you think.” Potter’s voice is so strained, and he moves one hand to cover his cock, but Draco bats it away.
“What else would it be, then? Looks like a cock to me.”
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Or: Draco is enthusiastic about Harry's hot dad bod. And he makes Harry call him Daddy. That's it. That's the fic.Series
- Part 1 of The Daddy Draco Verse
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17 Nov 2024
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Like human puberty, Veela puberty can come with its own pitfalls. Uh-oh! Is that a mood swing? Veela hormones are twice as strong as their human counterparts, so you may find yourself dizzily cheerful in the morning and despairing your wretched existence in the afternoon. Don’t worry. It’s all normal. It’ll smooth out over time. Healing sexual touch can help!
Draco’s 1983 Veela Puberty guide didn’t say anything about what to do if you accidentally seduced your roommate. Oops.
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17 Nov 2024
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Hexes to Lovers by hoko_onchi for citrusses, oknowkiss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2024
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“I thought it would be fun, being an Unspeakable,” Potter says on the third day. “Like a spy film but with magic. Instead it’s just… measuring rocks and wanking in a lukewarm shower.”
“Poor little Chosen Boy. Is adulthood not treating you as well as your glamourous youth?”
Potter chucks a rock at the unsettlingly bare yew tree that sits stark against the grey sky, like bones stripped of flesh. The forest beyond is yellow and russet with autumn colour, but not this ancient piece of shit.
“You’re a fucking muppet, Malfoy.”
They return to silence; it is not companionable.
That night, Draco wanks about Potter wanking in the shower.
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Or: Draco and Harry are Unspeakables on a truly pointless mission. Draco insults Harry. Harry likes it.Bookmarked by Disaster_baby_boo
17 Nov 2024