DisasterShipBlonde
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Abstract: the science of the human hug is said to stray into the realms of art, moreso when one is actively being pursued by the Royal Navy for crimes against the Crown. We analyse the embraces of the Caribbean's most notorious idiots, grading for quality, fragrance, and overall enjoyability. Funding for this study was kindly provided by BOFA University.
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It’s 1990. Heroin smuggler Ralph and his young accomplice Bryan languish in a Malaysian prison, awaiting the noose.
Based on Amongst Barbarians by Michael Hall.
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Izzy Hands Reviews Important Works of Art by DisasterShipBlonde
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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Izzy visits the Tate Britain. He doesn't know much about art, but he knows what he likes, and it's approximately none of this bollocks.
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- Part 2 of Izzy Hands: Culture Understander
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Izzy Hands Reviews Important Works of Literature by DisasterShipBlonde
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Nov 2022
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Izzy Hands has been taking in your library.
Death Of The Author? It bloody will be.
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- Part 1 of Izzy Hands: Culture Understander
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Izzy Hands: Culture Understander by DisasterShipBlonde
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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When the Wheel Turns 'Round by SpaceCadetGlow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Dancin' Thru the Dark (1990)
12 Oct 2024
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Peter and his band are playing two nights at a club called Marianne's. Peter is used to attention, but not usually from a man twice his age, who seems to know things about Peter that Peter doesn't fully know about himself.
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13 Oct 2024
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It’s no surprise that the man won't even bother with seeing Izzy or Jack put on display. Izzy knew he’d choose Ed the second he walked in.
Hornigold whores out Ed, Izzy, and Jack. Ed catches the attention of tonight's guest.- Language:
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11 Oct 2024
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Sometime after the events of season 1, Ed and Izzy resurrect the Blackbeard myth. That's not the only thing they bring back from the dead ;)
“Whats the point of being a fucking legend if I never do anything legendary?” Ed mutters to the wall. Izzy says nothing. He’s not sure Ed wants an answer, never mind that Izzy doesn't have one. The air between them hangs heavy with the sound of the sea. “What’s the fucking point, Izzy?” Izzy fumbles for the magic words. It’s a calculus he used to be good at, figuring out what the captain wants to hear. “Izzy?” Ed’s tone rises with the tension of a man unaccustomed to being ignored.
“Could do something legendary,” Izzy hears himself say.
“What?”
“We could do something legendary, captain.”
“Keep talking.”This is my first ever fic where nothing fucked up happens! At all! Even a little bit! They just have a nice time together!
Update 9.19.24: added the book cover illustration :)
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Bookmarked by DisasterShipBlonde
31 Aug 2024
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Izzy Hands is a tease. Ed’s a little obsessed.
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21 Jul 2024
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All Love in Life (is Formed in Greater Things Than Me) by SpaceCadetGlow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jun 2024
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Israel loves Ben so much that he wants to see his true Kraken form. Ben can't help but grant his little hen's wish.
“I’m not afraid,” he says, looking up into Ben’s eye. It’s mostly true. He isn’t afraid for his life, but his heart thrashes against his ribs as his reality rearranges itself around Ben yet again, somewhere between overwhelm and awe.
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- Part 2 of Kraken and Hen 'Verse
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Bookmarked by DisasterShipBlonde
07 Jun 2024