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if you were church (i'd get on my knees) by Diddleydont
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
29 Nov 2024
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Max Jaegerman is certain of the world around him. He’s the God of Hatchetfield High, his dad is a major cuck, and (unfortunately) he is down bad for Hatchetfield’s most unattainable bachelorette.
After an impulsive decision, Max finds himself closer to Grace Chastity than he’s ever been before (and yes, he is counting the time Mrs. Thornton made Grace his seat buddy on the way to the 4th-grade field trip to the Starlight Theatre) Max Jagerman finds himself asking strange questions and rethinking everything he’s ever believed.
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Grace Chasity is uncertain about a lot of things lately, but she knows three things for sure: Jesus Christ is her lord and savior, homecoming is an excuse to dry hump in the gym, and there is something dangerously wrong with Hatchetfield. -
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Hi, I'm Heather Howe with Crystal Cove News at 5! We've got the latest Crystal Cove News! Here are our upcoming stories!
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All of this and more on Crystal Cove News at 8! See you there!(Or, what I've always wanted out of an adult oriented Scooby Doo Show)
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Quark uncovers a new way to bring in customers. All he needs to do is get Odo to go out on a date with him. How hard can it be?
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Kanaya Maryam lives a relatively simple life: Light Sensitive Florist by Day. Vampire by Night. However all of this changes when a certain blonde-haired woman decides to set up shop in the same building Kanaya wants to expand into. To put it simply: Kanaya doesn;t give a single damn about who Rose Lalonde is. Kanaya just wants her. To. Go. Away,
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Aradia loves her job as the front desk clerk at her uncle's hotel. She really does. She loves hanging out with the inhabitants and practically living by herself. But she'll admit, taking care of all of the inhabitants needs can get exhausting. Especially when they're dead.
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Gabe never even had a chance with Grace Chasity.
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24 Jul 2024
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Perplexingly Dismayed by LadyTicklebotham
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
03 Jun 2024
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Colin Bridgerton returns to Britain and is surprised to find that a certain Miss has struck a friendship with an eligible bachelor that is not himself. When he finds that the friendship might lead to courtship, he is perplexingly dismayed and accidentally interferes every chance he gets.
Penelope Featherington is actually looking forward to the London Season, even if she is basically a spinster. Last year she and Eloise became quick friends with Lady Lindsey, and she somehow found herself in correspondence with the Lady's younger brother, the handsome and scholarly Marquess of Stafford. And for the first time in forever, Penelope is able to push thoughts of the always absent Colin Bridgerton from her mind.
(Note: This is fic began well before season two, so it does not incorporate those events. Peneloise forever!)
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Bookmarked by Diddleydont
23 Jul 2024
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When Max Jägerman enters her home, the wound in her chest burns. A phantom hatchet lodges itself into her heart. He is the most beautiful boy she has ever seen.
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08 May 2024
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Richie Lipschitz is watching anime, like the fucking weeb he is. But his curiosity goes too far.
title from this poem! (can you tell I love that specific poem)
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- Part 1 of And On That Day We Ate
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01 May 2024
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The death of Max Jägerman is tangled up with a story of corruption, jealousy, revenge, an amnesiac teenager, and a broken family with a dark past.
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26 Apr 2024