DidEveryoneGetCake



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    My submission for the 2024 OFMD Advent Calendar, featuring Ed and Stede celebrating the winter solstice!

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    22 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “A thigh strap?” he asks.

    “Mmhm!” Stede says with a proud nod.

    “Huh,” Ed responds.

    Stede sets his hand on Ed’s bare knee, sending sparks up Ed’s thigh. “Would you like to try it out?”

    “Well…” Ed says, turning the strap over in his hands. “No offense, mate, but I was kind of hoping to bottom tonight.”

    “Oh! Oh no. Sorry,” Stede says with a chuckle. “I suppose I haven’t been entirely clear with my intentions. No, I’ll be wearing this tonight, darling.”

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    Ed only wants a few things for his birthday, and one of them just happens to be his husband's cock. But Stede can't make anything easy. Of course, he's going to make him work for his real gift.

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    09 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Was there a plan here? Did Stede think he never wanted to fuck again? Because Ed definitely wanted to fuck again. Like, a lot.

    And now they were here, at the inn, alone. The Revenge had sailed off into a buttery marmalade sunset with the whole crew, so it was just the two of them (and assorted small animals in varying stages of decomposition) in their perfect, partially collapsed new home.

    Ed was trying very hard not to think of it as a wedding night.

    Especially since it wasn’t one.

    Like, at all. They were not married. Not even close! And Stede knew pirate marriages existed—between all mix of genders. They’d just been to one. So if he wanted to be gay pirate married to Ed, he’d have said something.

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    It's Ed and Stede's first night at the inn together, and as usual Ed is feeling super normal about it.

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    04 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    “You’re so pretty, Ed,” he mumbled, nosing his way down Ed’s taint.
    Ed made a noise that sounded much like, “Pppblleghmn.”

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    Stede eats Ed’s ass. That’s it that’s the fic.

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    23 Oct 2024

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    It took them almost no time to slip into this. Well, in a manner of speaking. Quick, quick, quick, Stede’s sword through Ed’s abdomen, and then a gasping, groaning maw of a wait. And then this: pleasure in pain. Sudden and unending and whenever the other needs it; Stede’s hands grasping for purchase and Ed’s skin prickling. 

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    08 Oct 2024

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