Desiderii
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In which Bruce makes a mistake, changes tacks, and tries to convince Alfred to get a tattoo.
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- Part 2 of Persistence of Memory
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Batman finds an archway where an alley should be. Even if he hadn't, though, nothing would have changed in the end. What Gotham wants, she keeps.
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The beginning of a cryptid batfam AU set right at the very start of Batman.
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- Part 1 of Persistence of Memory
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The Prom Plan(s) by Desiderii for peacocksdance
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2021
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Jingyi takes everyone to prom (in the car) and sets several plans in motion.
Pictures: taken, Jin Ling: acquired, bow-tie: snazzy, GPS: recalculating...
A sedan honked at Jingyi as he tried to change lanes, again, and their exit vanished behind them.
“Jingyi!” Jin Ling objected because he was a horrible, no-good backseat driver.
Jingyi swore at the sedan. “They’re in my blind spot! Zizhen, flip them off.”
Zizhen unbuckled his seatbelt and started climbing over a protesting Jin Ling to reach the window.
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Unringing the Bell by Desiderii
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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In a world where the great sects are great because their disciples can transform into dragons, every established cultivation lineage gifts a unique power. The Jiang, gestalt. The Jin, time dilation. The Lan, weathermancy. The Nie, hyperesthesia.
The clan that started the practice, however?
The Wen’s legacy gift is to reverse death.
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On a night hunt ten years after the siege in which he lost his father, Lan Sizhui dies for the first time.
In a ritual array ten years after the siege which supposedly caused his death, a slumbering Wei Wuxian stirs.
They both wake up.
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- Part 1 of Achieving the Impossible
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When Meng Yao loses all impulse control and kisses Zewu-jun on the cheek, his excuse is that Chifeng-zun (Zewu-jun's lover) had simply given him a message to pass on.
Zewu-jun calls his bluff.
Meng Yao then finds himself the messenger for a vastly different sort of messages, if you know what I mean.
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Achieving the Impossible by Desiderii
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2020
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In a world where the great sects are great because their disciples can transform into dragons, every established cultivation lineage gifts a unique power. The Jiang, gestalt. The Jin, time dilation. The Lan, weathermancy. The Nie, hyperesthesia.
The clan that started the practice, however?
The Wen’s legacy gift is to reverse death.
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O My Moon by Desiderii
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Apr 2020
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Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”
107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.
“Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”
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06 Jun 2019
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I had to stop and cry laughing three times. THREE TIMES.
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A map of the Kingdoms of Albion, based on show data, canon maps, historical maps, and a bit of fudging to get it all to fit together nicely. Canon-compliant and based circa season 2. Includes chapters on: demographics, travel on foot/by horse, and known locations.
Now contains a detailed map of the Kingdom of Camelot!
Please feel free to use this as a fannish resource!
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14 Feb 2016
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This is the best thing. The Absolute Best.
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lightheaded by anaeolist for nonplussed
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2020
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A series of comic pages set in a modern college AU, featuring disaster lesbians, dumb little brothers, and couch makeouts.
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17 Nov 2020
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This is *extremely cute* and the art is just gorgeous.
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10 RMB lucky chickens by Raitelzen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Feb 2020
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This was a love story between a pair of right cocks.
Not on Jiang Cheng's watch.
(The one where Jiang Cheng's a PhD chlamydia researcher; Lan Xichen's the NEET social recluse who moves in next door; and they come together because Jiang Cheng's pet chicken Wei Cluckxian won't stay out of Lan Xichen's chicken Wingji's coop).
EDIT: Russian translation now available from Sl_ai (Thank you so much!): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29824479/chapters/73379835
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14 Jul 2020
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This is probably one of my favorite fics. Just. I cried a bunch and cackled several times.
Lucky fucking chickens. I just. I.
And that last little epilogue note which slams everything into context.
A would enjoy again.
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A Civil Combpaign by Ariaste
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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“And,” said one of the pompous ministers, “there’s the matter of a marriage to consider as well!”
Jin Ling, who at the beginning of that sentence had expected to slam into the very last wall of his patience and lose his temper entirely, paused. “A what?”
Thing was… it wasn’t such a bad idea.
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- Part 1 of A Civil Combpaign
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28 Mar 2020
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This fic took me out at the goddamned knees.
Both because hilarious:
“Because he is a good sweet boy. Don’t know where he got it from, to be honest. I’m definitely not sweet, and Lan Zhan,” he paused and sighed with a disgustingly soppy look on his face, “is a *huge bitch*. Must have skipped a generation or something.”And then because it just fucking wrecked my heart:
“Ah, none of that,” he crooned. “No, no, we didn’t fight wars so little boys would have to cry for love.”