DesdemonaSunrise
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An Uzumaki adrift in time since the Second Shinobi War has best laid plans spinning out of control, and it turns out second chances don't come cheap.
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Altered Origins by DesdemonaSunrise
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
11 Jan 2020
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What if King Cailan and Anora had a child? F!Cousland perspective. One-shot.
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To Catch a Commander by DesdemonaSunrise
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
18 Mar 2018
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'Clara. I... apologise in advance for any damage done to your feet,' Cullen muttered, already done with the entire humiliating experience.
Cullen thought that what he despised most of all might be making a fool of himself in front of women.
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Cullen's dancing lessons with the Inquisitor's bodyguard get a little... out of hand.
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'Let mine be the last sacrifice,' she had whispered up to him, and his heart had beat so hard it hurt. Aurore knew what it meant to be the Herald of Andraste. She was afraid to die, and she had gone out there anyway.
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Cullen finds himself falling for a Herald whose faith carried them through hard times, just as his has.
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Astarion couldn’t let it go. “I’m sorry, but I have to know — does this mean that you’ve never enjoyed sex?”
Naeve looked properly bewildered. “Sex isn’t meant to be enjoyed.”
“Excuse me?” Astarion couldn’t remember the last time he’d enjoyed sex, but certainly Naeve wasn’t broken in the same way that he was. “Not everyone desires sex, of course. But for the rest of us, darling, sex is meant to be delightful — and considered so by all parties involved.”
Naeve laughed at him, the wretch. “Sorry, Astarion. I just don’t think that’s right.”
Astarion may have bitten off more than he could chew when he decided to seduce the Dark Urge, but not in the way that he’d expected.
A stand-alone prequel to The 7,007. You don’t need to read one to enjoy the other.
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- Part 2 of Naeve the Wizard
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Once, there was a haunted bluegrass-playing half-elf bard with a dark past who met a charmingly cringefail elven vampire with a dark past and they flirted one another into oblivion until they fell in love. They collect a group of delightful chucklefucks on the road and they all banter their way through the darkness to face their demons and save the world together.
A retelling of the campaign written with sitcom-level dialogue and tons of found family and healing from trauma tropes. Very Schitt's Creek but with more violence.
AKA 18 Charisma bard sees through 10 Charisma vamp-boy's bullshit and falls for him anyway. But he falls first.
*updated this mf'er with an actual, like, accurate description of its contents
**Now with BONUS ART all over the place (I DIE)
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- Part 2 of Not Your Sweetheart-verse
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Bookmarked by DesdemonaSunrise
02 Jun 2024
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The Half-Life of Element Zero by GraphiteGirl
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect: Andromeda, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Mass Effect
03 Sep 2020
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After her discharge from the Alliance, Commander Helen Trevelyan joined the Andromeda Initiative, wanting to leave her personal tragedies and a psycho ex-boyfriend behind her. She expected to sleep for 600 years, and wake up in a med bay. Instead, she crash-landed on a snow-covered mountain, ten-thousand years later. She is alone, confused, and dying from eezo radiation. And the only sign of civilization is an old church in the distance.
A Post-Modern Girl on Thedas fic.
Many, many thanks to my betas, Dreadlordcherrycake and Duinemerwen, who have advised me on all matters of lore, plausibility and verb tense. If it wasn't for them, this story would still be in cryo. Any mistakes are mine, not theirs.
I have a regular work schedule IRL, which means I don't have a regular update schedule on AO3. This story is visually supported.
I sometimes tumblr at https://unhealthynpcobsession.tumblr.com/
Bioware owns all/legal boilerplate/blah blah blah.
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- Part 1 of The Half-Life of Element Zero
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Bookmarked by DesdemonaSunrise
15 Jul 2023
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Not clear how I didn’t have this already booked marked but this is, in case you were wondering, probably the best unfinished fic in my subscriptions. If it ever gets updated I will cry tears of joy, but even unfinished it’s worth a read.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Bookmarked by DesdemonaSunrise
20 Aug 2022
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Unsurpassable banter. Slow burn with heavy UST. Solid and unpredictable plot. Will make you laugh so hard you pee yourself. Excellent eventual smut. Ending is immaculate and also will probably make you cry. What more could a girl possibly ask for. 100/10
Edit: I can’t stop thinking about this fic. It’s SO GOOD. I wish I could read it again for the first time. Already planning to read it again as soon as every minute detail is no longer obsessively lodged in my brain. Rating upgraded to 1000/10
If there is one fic in my bookmarks to read, it is this one. Just trust me. This one, right here.
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Dead Peanut Gallery by tanarill
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back
04 May 2024
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Turn left. In one universe, Obi-wan stayed away. In another, he gambled on Sidious' unwillingness to even admit that something like a Force spirit could exist.
He won.
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Bookmarked by DesdemonaSunrise
30 Apr 2022