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In another universe, Robin goes home with Ramy.
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Posada Remix (But with Geralt from the Books, and Jaskier from Netflix) by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
08 May 2024
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I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.
So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.
So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)
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A Helping Hand by Descarada for Panur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Mar 2024
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Geralt is turned away from a brothel. Dandelion helps him out.
------The woman at the door whispered something in Dandelion’s ear.
In other circumstances, Geralt might have heard what she said. He was standing only a few feet behind the poet, and his witcher hearing was certainly capable of it. But he didn’t hear, because he wasn’t paying the least bit of attention. His mind was occupied.
He and Dandelion had been drinking in a nearby tavern. When Dandelion suggested a brothel to relax him, Geralt happily trailed after him like a trusting pup. On the way, the witcher let his mind wander in and out of a series of increasingly vivid, sexually charged visions. He was already aroused and bristling with excess energy when they arrived at the door.
Dandelion tilted his head towards the girl. “Milady,” he responded, “why are you telling me this. Are you proud of it? Are you also proud when you get a canker on your ass? It’s a personal situation if you ask me.” He glanced back at Geralt for support, laughing haughtily.
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Dance Across the Darling Rooftop Wreck by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Feb 2024
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When Geralt of Rivia was a child, he begged Vesemir to teach him the kind of dances they performed at court. The answer was always no, but he kept trying.
After the trials, when Vesemir seemed so affected by his eyes, Geralt would widen them and look up at his tutor, pleading.Vesemir sighed and gave him the same speech he always gave.
"Geralt. You are not training to be a knight. Put that out of your mind. You are a professional. A working man. Further, you are a mutant now. You will not be greeted with gratitude. You will be lucky to be greeted with the cash that you are promised."
And yet?
He still learned how to dance, despite having given up the dream. It started with Jaskier of course, like most misadventures and novel undertakings.
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Unwanted Daughters by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Jul 2023
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Here is what I imagine would have happened if Yen came to Blaviken instead of Geralt.
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“Wait,” Renfri says, breaking the silence. She has just thought to ask something. “How did you know I was her? You’ve heard the stories. But how did you connect them to me?”
Yennefer glances over and looks her up and down. “Only a Princess would be so utterly, comically shit at tailoring the clothes she stole off an oversized thug.”
Renfri chuckles. Her shoulders have loosened now. She thinks they are on the same side now. That is dangerous. They are not on the same side.
“You lie like a fox, Lady Yennefer. I look dashing.” She pulls down her vest and pats her hips as though to make sure everything is still there.
Despite her best efforts, Yennefer’s eyes follow the movement of her hands, lingering just a precious beat too long on her waist. On the spot where it swells elegantly into her hips. Renfri’s lips curl into a smug smile.
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Eskel and His Angel by Descarada
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Apr 2021
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Fathoms by trekkiepirate
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Nov 2021
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Jaskier is, in his own words, an egalitarian lover.
To Geralt’s knowledge, Jaskier has fucked someone of just about every intelligent person-shaped race, colour, creed, gender identity, and sexual identity.
Apparently, he was just as satisfied holding a person who felt no desire for sex all night long as he was the morning after he spent the night with a succubus.
A specific incident which happened only under Geralt’s strict…not supervision per say because the idea of seeing Jaskier actually FUCK a succubus over and over, all night long, had set off a white noise in Geralt’s head and a heat in his gut that he doesn’t like to think too deeply on.
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Geralt's been hired to work security for Ehmyr's yearly charity gala, and the hottest singer in the country is scheduled to perform before the drunken throng of celebrities and blue bloods. There's no chance he could get distracted. After all, everyone knows Witchers don't experience ruts.
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With the North in the throes of war, Radovid rides out with his troops to boost morale. He is rewarded with an opportunity to play the dashing hero to someone he never thought he would get to see again.
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“I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?” Ratthi asked, because humans can’t play back bits of conversations that they didn’t hear and are always asking each other to repeat things, much to the annoyance of any contracted SecUnits being forced to listen in and record everything they say to be sold for advertising data.
“Yes,” Gurathin confirmed, and then everyone was staring at me and looking all shocked and sad and whatever.
“Constructs don’t age the same way humans do,” I reminded them, before anyone could start thinking anything stupid like oh no, Murderbot is just a little kid and little kids shouldn’t be doing security and eleven year olds shouldn’t have guns in their arms. "Eleven is old for a SecUnit. Most of my inorganics are already past warranty.”
Except, because I’m an idiot, that didn’t make it better. It actually made it worse, because now even Dr. Mensah was making a concerned face at me.Bookmarked by Descarada
17 Dec 2023
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Peace Sells - a Dijkstra/Isengrim Ship Manifesto by limerental
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
16 May 2023
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A meta essay serving as primer delivering the necessary background for a niche Witcher book canon ship between two side characters.
You know you want to ship those old men. Here's how and why.
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19 May 2023