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“Remus… Remus, wake up!” A sing-song voice pulled Remus from sleep. “It’s Christmas! Wake up…”
His eyes focused on Sirius’s grinning face and matching snowflake pyjamas, and he couldn’t help but grin back. Rubbing his eyes, he sat up, his hip not in too much pain.
“Happy Christmas, mate.”
Sirius was glowing with excitement. “Happy Christmas, Moony!”
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OR a muggle au where Sirius and Remus are the only two in their house staying at school over the Christmas holidays. Sirius is almost too excited for the big day itself, and Remus is in chronic pain (yippee!) and can't keep up with him.
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MAKING OUT (while the world collapses) by DerpyMcMerky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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“I just want to go out and have fun,” and forget, Sirius wanted to add. “You don’t have to come–hell, no one has to come, but that’s what I’m doing.”
Sirius lifted his head to glare, unblinking, at Remus as he stood like a lemon in the middle of the room. He wasn’t going to throw away celebrating his birthday, not because of this war. Not because of what happened on Halloween. He couldn’t—he needed something to look forward to. Maybe it was stubbornness, but Sirius didn’t care.
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Or: a fic of the First Wizarding War, of stolen young adulthood, of Sirius Black’s hedonistic thirst for fun and hunger for partying in spite of the collapsing peace in the Wizarding World, from the Marauder’s last day of Hogwarts, to the 31st October 1981.
Title taken from Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan
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FULLY FINISHED, and will be uploading a chapter bi weekly (aiming for thrusdays and monday!)
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"We're going to dance!" Sirius looked at Marlene to confirm this, and she was gulping back her drink. She grinned and nodded, placing the empty glass on the bar. "Moony, will you dance with us?"
"Absolutely not," Remus said.
"Later! You won't escape me!"
The Marauders and girls on a night out, where Sirius wants to get shitfaced and Remus is very concerned for his general wellbeing.
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Wolfstar! That's it. With a fat helping of jily.
They get better as you go, I've written these over several months. And they're all unconnected unless stated.
General warnings:
Theft, underage drinking, underage smoking/drug usage, internalized homophobia, talk about sex a lot, swearing
(will add as I go if needed, and there will be TWs and CWs at the beginning of each one shot, if it needs one!"Enjoy!! x
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A few months after The Prank™ Remus and Sirius are not friends. For full transparency, they might as well be strangers when they once could have been so much more.
That is until Hogwarts hosts a spring dance.
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16 Dec 2024
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The one where Sirius has a nice casual idea, and Remus loses his mind.
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14 Dec 2024
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“Hi Mr. Lupin!” Harry called out, waving at his teacher. “I’ve brought Uncle Sirius again!”
“I can see that,” Remus said, standing up and joining them. “And how are we today?”
“Good!” Harry said, jumping up and down in place. “Uncle Sirius would like to snog you. He told my mummy.”
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14 Dec 2024
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It’s 1995 and the only flat in London that Remus Lupin can afford is one that’s falling apart and riddled with curses. When the curse-breaker comes in to survey the place, it’s Sirius Black who shows up at his door. On Remus’ doorstep, in 1995, they go through introductions. But they knew each other in 1982, back at university, they knew each other quite well, so why are they pretending they don’t have history?
He’s not quite sure what’s going on between them, what they’re doing, what this tightrope they’re walking is. He’s not sure it’s a good idea.
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18 Sep 2024
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Remus had been home from Hogwarts for two weeks when a large tropical bird rapped on his window. It was nearly midnight, and he was sitting in his armchair in the corner, staring at the wall and replaying the events of the last thirteen years of his life.
He knew, as soon as he heard the tapping against the glass, what he would find. Or rather, he knew what he hoped he’d find. He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t been waiting for it. Rising, he opened the window to allow the bright orange and turquoise bird to fly inside.
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27 Aug 2024