DefinitelyNottheOpera
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Hoseok cringes, “How weird would it be if I actually asked to jerk off in here with you?”
“Very,” Namjoon answers instantly.
Hoseok nods, “You can choose the porn.”
Namjoon blinks, “Are you for real?”
Translations: Spanish, Russian, Italian, Ukranian and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3
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- Part 10 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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31 Oct 2023
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In the Soop by Sarahieberrie, Sleepykingsuga (Sarahieberrie)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Jul 2023
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“Well, it seems like you have a dog now. I’m Namjoon by the way, what’s your name?”
Before he can answer him a deep voice comes from the direction of the house, “Kookie? It’s time to come in for… Jungkook?” There is Min Yoongi, a half apron around his waist, the sleeves on his button-up shirt rolled to the elbow, “Who are you talking to, Jungkook?” He steps off the stoop and toward his son and this strange man he’s standing with when he stops. “Namjoon?”
Namjoon waves awkwardly, his voice frozen. “You know him, Appa?”
Yoongi reaches them and puts his hand on Jungkook’s shoulder, considering Namjoon, “Yes, son, I do know him.”
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16 Jun 2023
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“Hyung we have to at least pretend that we’re happy there,” Jungkook said, “I don’t want Jimin hyungs and Taehyung hyungs wedding to be tainted with our drama.”
Jin put his phone away, sighing as he did, “What do you want me to do, Jungkook? Pretend like we’re in this perfect, happy marriage?”
“It’s just for a few days,” Jungkook tried to reason with him, “We don’t even have to do much. Maybe a smile here and there, hold hands a couple of times, and sleep in the same room. The only thing we can’t do is fight. This whole trip is meant for us to celebrate love, not ruin it. When we come back, we’ll sign the papers and then you won't have to see me ever again.”
"And you? Would you be pretending too?"
Jungkook smiled ever so slightly, “I’ve been pretending like I’ve been happy for a while, hyung. This is second nature for me.”
Or,
The Jinkook divorce au where they're pretending to be happily married at vmin's wedding when in reality they're on the verge of a divorce based on my twitter thread
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16 Jun 2023
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Pregnant with a man who seduced him and then abandoned him, Jimin has only one idea in mind: to demand reparation. But when he arrives in London, after a long difficult trip, Jimin is dismayed: his seducer has disappeared. His title of viscount, his lands, are now the property of his brother, the taciturn Jeon Jungkook. A surprise that hides another: because jungkook, who does not compromise with the honor of his name, orders Jimin to marry him when he discovers that he is expecting a child. A white marriage that would save appearances? No. Faced with the burning look that jungkook puts on him, Jimin guesses that this proposal will not be without counterpart...
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16 Jun 2023
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As the district witch for a rural mountain, Hoseok has a lot on his plate—fielding requests from the local council, making sure his three apprentices don’t kill themselves or each other, and, when he gets a spare moment, trying to solve the mystery of why a freak earthquake almost destroyed the mountain four years ago.
Oh, and Kim Seokjin wants to take him out for a drink.
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16 Jun 2023